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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Oct 03, 2013 5:42 pm

^ once attacked a dropbear as it built a bong near a camp.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:10 pm

^ Has tried to get the drop on these bears.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:09 pm

^ has tried to drop a bill down one of those bears' g-strings.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:25 am

^ didn't give up wearing g-strings in favour of a mankini.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:39 am

^gave the phrase 'air on a G-String' a whole new meaning...I blame the Castlemaine XXXXXXXXX
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:29 am

^ has signed off on a lie or two in his day
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:53 pm

^ has chosen "Liar, liar, pants on fire" as the title of her autobiography.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:05 am

^ knows exactly where his favorite used Japanese schoolgirl panties come from.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:03 pm

^ Is definitely not a thread-killer.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Nov 10, 2013 4:13 pm

^ has never secretly wished he'd been born a Kardashian
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Nov 19, 2013 12:16 am

^ goes as Ken H every year for Halloween.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:06 pm

^ Went to a Barbie Convention dressed as Ken and hoped he'd get lucky.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:51 pm

^ knew about this as a long-time patron
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ham Nox » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:30 pm

^ sells pics of it.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:52 pm

^ features prominently in those pix and released her own video.
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