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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:28 pm

Gnocchic wrote:I have no explanation as to why I erred so completely except that I was clearly not feeling the noodly appendages very well at that time. On the plus side I did immediately make Capellini in an attempt to reconnect.

Taken care of - welcome aboard! Post early, post often, and perhaps check occasionally to verify just whose noodly appendages are affecting you...
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Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Oct 12, 2013 1:34 pm

Just post in some other thread and you'll be fine.

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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Wed Oct 16, 2013 3:46 pm

Ahoy, Zitirhiah! If you're really a prophet, that means you're here to write Holy Scripture in the Scripture & Lore forum, right? :welcome:

Ahoy, mongo0069! Scripture indicates that there's no such thing as gravity. We are held onto the Earth by the loving touch of His Noodly Appendages pressing down on our heads. Shorter people receive more touching because he loves them more. Of course, that's just one theory. :welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby freenarative » Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:39 am

Hi there I found you good people through a link in stumbleupon and from the moment I saw the teachings of the flying spaghetti monster I realised I was a true believer even though I didn't know it. I hope that through your tolerant nature you will allow me to learn more and that you will accept me into your fold. Please remember though that I am new and though I may make mistakes I will learn quickly because I believe that I have been touched in my heart by his noodly appendage.
Again, please be gentle > :confused:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Temp0ral » Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:07 pm

freenarative wrote:Hi there I found you good people through a link in stumbleupon

Most of us stumbled in here (though that was due to inebriation, not the website).
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Postby DavidH » Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:43 am

Welcome, one and all. As ADoS said, we are gravity deniers, whatever these so-called scientists may claim.
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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:19 pm

:welcome: Welcome, PurpleFrog. Some of us are turtles.
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Postby DavidH » Sat Oct 26, 2013 4:50 am

Welcome, Daveybones!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Sun Oct 27, 2013 7:54 am

Daveybones, now that at least one of your posts (three actually) have been approved in THIS thread, you need to go elsewhere on the message board and post in another thread. Once THAT post is approved, you'll have free posting privileges throughout the message board.

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Postby seolondon » Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:26 am

Greetings to everyone!

I'm not new convert anymore.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:57 am

Welcome, fellow believer! :welcome:
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Oct 30, 2013 4:59 pm

Greetings and welcome, Suda Nim. I think I've met your cousin, Hobvias Sudoneighm.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Pete Byrdie » Sat Nov 02, 2013 7:05 am

Hello, fellow Pastafarians!

I recently felt His noodly appendage guide me from my heathen atheism into the wisdom of his hallowed sauce. I long for my beer volcano and stripper factory, but until I am released from my earthly bonds, I plan to sail the seven seas, spreading the word.

Also, I love animals (not in the perverted, Noah sense), science, and I drink lots of tea and coffee. I mean grog and rum. But mostly tea and coffee.

Arrrgh, me hearties!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:03 pm

Welcome, Pete Byrdie. :welcome:
Good to see a new convert diving in and making thoughtful posts.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Pete Byrdie » Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:48 pm

Thanks for the welcome, pieces o'nine! There's much food for thought on this forum. It's refreshing to find a tolerant and intelligent community.
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