
The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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Greetings, Ravi! It's good to have such a devout believer on board. 

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Welcome Bella, Pete, Suda Nim, all you other new recruits.


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"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Thanks for the welcome, folks. And welcome to you, Bella!

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*bows respectfully on entering the forum*
In his infinite wisdom, His Noodliness inspired a journalist in Switzerland to publish an article on FSM (just dismiss the 'subscribe' prompt).
And it came to pass that I read the article, and I saw that it was Good and thus I was appraised of the FSM;
And I am a fervent eater of pasta, verily, even with meatballs, although I prefer rigatoni to spaghetti because it leaves less trace on my shirt;
And although I prefer wine to beer, I am sure that His Noodliness will forgive me, because the wine is Italian and it's more effective than beer;
And I investigated FSM and browsed the forums and I fell on the Old Pastament and I was enlightened;
And I fell on the New Pastament and it came to pass that I was invested with great mirth and I cried out "Aaargh" because I had a stitch from laughing;
And I was converted.
In his infinite wisdom, His Noodliness inspired a journalist in Switzerland to publish an article on FSM (just dismiss the 'subscribe' prompt).
And it came to pass that I read the article, and I saw that it was Good and thus I was appraised of the FSM;
And I am a fervent eater of pasta, verily, even with meatballs, although I prefer rigatoni to spaghetti because it leaves less trace on my shirt;
And although I prefer wine to beer, I am sure that His Noodliness will forgive me, because the wine is Italian and it's more effective than beer;
And I investigated FSM and browsed the forums and I fell on the Old Pastament and I was enlightened;
And I fell on the New Pastament and it came to pass that I was invested with great mirth and I cried out "Aaargh" because I had a stitch from laughing;
And I was converted.
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Welcome!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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I'm back from sabbatical!
Is he related to Naughm D. Plughm?
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Greetings and welcome, Suda Nim. I think I've met your cousin, Hobvias Sudoneighm.
Is he related to Naughm D. Plughm?
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Edd wrote:Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Greetings and welcome, Suda Nim. I think I've met your cousin, Hobvias Sudoneighm.
Is he related to Naughm D. Plughm?
I think his cousin is Al Ias.
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What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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rrrrr
allo alla ya nu peepulz !
allo alla ya nu peepulz !
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless us all.
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Hi Jeremy.
Bobby Henderson deals with that stuff himself, but as you might not be aware, Bobby lives in the Philippines. Not sure he's contactable, what with their local difficulties right now. But your best point of contact would be [email protected]
Bobby Henderson deals with that stuff himself, but as you might not be aware, Bobby lives in the Philippines. Not sure he's contactable, what with their local difficulties right now. But your best point of contact would be [email protected]
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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Hello fellow Pastafarians! I am grateful to be among such a group of intelligent people who realize that the Dark Lord Darwin is trying to take over the world with the Rotfang Conspiracy. All hail the one and only Lord!
Hmmbug
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Hello fella and fellerina!
I just joined here! Ready to whatever conversion you want to discuss.
I just joined here! Ready to whatever conversion you want to discuss.
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Another newbie, at least to the forum. I've been spreading the sauce for a while. Generally positive response.
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Welcome, new recruits!
Find a topic and dive in.
Find a topic and dive in.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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that was warm welcome for new recruit but I wish to be convert soon!
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