The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Ye be a roight blaggard but I greatfullee haccepts thee avatar from Toys Arrgh Us.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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^ye've not looked so good since ye last had yer bottom scraped clean o barnacles.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Yahhrrr twas a terrybul rackket them drivin' yer ^ pyles back in.
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^ Oi sees as ye got nuffink left hup yer sleave but yer hook.
'Tis a pitee. Not surproise, moinde ye, jest a pitee.
'Tis a pitee. Not surproise, moinde ye, jest a pitee.
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Arrrrr sayve yer pitee fer yerself pieces... yer roight hook coodent punch yer way owt ov wet paper sak.
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Arrrgh, 'tis in me moind that yer roight hook be nuffink more than a cabbin bouy's plasticke cuff.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Arrrrrr thee parrit hupon yer ^ showlder tis long gone ta meet 'is maker. Ye 'as tyed it thar ta blame fer yer Tourettes owtbersts.
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"YARRRRK! Pieces o'nine! Pieces o'nine!"
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Yarrrgh, I got nuffink.



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Ye hazza jyint burdy on her hed !
an I bet ee godda go ta tha poppy del!
Ye gunna b soooweeeeee soon .
rrrrrrrrr
an I bet ee godda go ta tha poppy del!
Ye gunna b soooweeeeee soon .
rrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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When me parrit 'as "godda go ta tha poppy" oi jest stands 'im next t'a wee challenged barrrghnickle sech as yerself.
Ye duzzint fink that be whyte gimp brayde draped all over yer jyint hat, duz ye?
Ye duzzint fink that be whyte gimp brayde draped all over yer jyint hat, duz ye?
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ye hazza jyont burdy on yer hed
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Yarrrgh, the blood in yer vaynes be skim choklit milk, ye spyneless urrrchin.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Yarrrgggh it doesn't be a burdy it be thee Thanksgivin' terkey she be too soft ta dispatch.
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Ye wouldn't know turkey from emu!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Emu can't fly but Oi'm tellin' you, 'e can run thee pants off a kangaroo.
May yer chooks tern inta emus an' kick yer shitter down... with ye innit.
May yer chooks tern inta emus an' kick yer shitter down... with ye innit.
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