The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

[black bart]

Ye be a roight blaggard but I greatfullee haccepts thee avatar from Toys Arrgh Us.

[black bart]

^ye've not looked so good since ye last had yer bottom scraped clean o barnacles.

[Ravi Oli]

Yahhrrr twas a terrybul rackket them drivin' yer ^ pyles back in.

[pieces o'nine]

^ Oi sees as ye got nuffink left hup yer sleave but yer hook.
'Tis a pitee. Not surproise, moinde ye, jest a pitee.

[Ravi Oli]

Arrrrr sayve yer pitee fer yerself pieces... yer roight hook coodent punch yer way owt ov wet paper sak.

[pieces o'nine]

Arrrgh, 'tis in me moind that yer roight hook be nuffink more than a cabbin bouy's plasticke cuff.

[Ravi Oli]

Arrrrrr thee parrit hupon yer ^ showlder tis long gone ta meet 'is maker. Ye 'as tyed it thar ta blame fer yer Tourettes owtbersts.
"YARRRRK! Pieces o'nine! Pieces o'nine!"

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh, I got nuffink.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Ye hazza jyint burdy on her hed !
an I bet ee godda go ta tha poppy del!

Ye gunna b soooweeeeee soon .

rrrrrrrrr

[pieces o'nine]

When me parrit 'as "godda go ta tha poppy" oi jest stands 'im next t'a wee challenged barrrghnickle sech as yerself.

Ye duzzint fink that be whyte gimp brayde draped all over yer jyint hat, duz ye?

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

ye hazza jyont burdy on yer hed

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh, the blood in yer vaynes be skim choklit milk, ye spyneless urrrchin.

[Ravi Oli]

Yarrrgggh it doesn't be a burdy it be thee Thanksgivin' terkey she be too soft ta dispatch.

[Roy Hunter]

Ye wouldn't know turkey from emu!

[Ravi Oli]

Emu can't fly but Oi'm tellin' you, 'e can run thee pants off a kangaroo.

May yer chooks tern inta emus an' kick yer shitter down... with ye innit.