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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:58 am

* stages a parade in appreciation of Roy's quick thinking *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:40 am

*Hires ^ Seventy six trombones to lead the big parade, with a hundred and ten cornets close at hand.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:41 pm

*sentences ^ to three years on the tuba*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:13 pm

*Sits down to read "One hundred years of solo tuba"*
*...at least, I think that's what it's called.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:05 am

*Sings "Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows
What is the cause of his ^ red shiny nose?
Could it be oom pah pah?"*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:02 am

*Wakes up*
*Looks for someone, anyone, to punch in the knee*
*Scratches self inappropriately*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby CaptainLongPig » Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:22 am

*pushes the arrow that Roy was using to scratch himself thus ending his adventuring days*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Jan 07, 2015 12:06 pm

*punches CLP in the knee*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby IspywithmeI » Thu Jan 08, 2015 1:18 pm

Hello I am Iamtoo
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby CaptainLongPig » Sun Jan 11, 2015 4:44 pm

*falls to the floor grasping the wounded knee and yells out* NI!

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Jan 11, 2015 4:57 pm

* gives CaptainLongPig his new script*

It says 'ecky ecky ecky ecky zuboing futang neewhom!'
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby IspywithmeI » Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:16 pm

Imago/Iamtoo scratches head because he doen's get ^ and ^^
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:33 pm

*Agrees to go Dutch with ^*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roving Punster » Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:38 pm

* Summons Dalek mothership *

Ok, I'm momentarily bored, so this seems like one possible way to scratch my mental itch.

* Me watches Daleks arrive en masse, who promptly surround Roy and prepare to exterminate him *

Roy: Impersonate !
Dalek: Exterminate !
Roy: Impersonate !
Dalek: Exterminate !
Roving Punster: Exterminate !
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