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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:09 am

Banned for inappropriate eye movements.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Dec 08, 2013 9:03 pm

^ Banned for public ball juggling.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:20 am

^ banned for juggling the figures on your income tax assessment. How will your government pay back those $$Trillions to the Chinese now?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:10 am

Ye band unka wabi coz ye soooo bewy notty naow sanity clause no gonna gib ya wha ya wan fer cHrizz muss rrrr ya prolly gonna git a big lummpa kole rrrr an not tha stuf caller beer rrrr
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:58 pm

^ you're banned because Santa has run out of front teeth this year so you'll have to stick to pureed food.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ham Nox » Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:44 am

You're banned for staring eerily at children.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:03 pm

^ you're banned for making me self-conscious about my glass eye.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Pete Byrdie » Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:16 pm

^ It's immature to be so obsessed with your appearance, so I'm banning you!
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Jan 04, 2014 1:33 pm

You're banned, bignose.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Pete Byrdie » Sat Jan 04, 2014 2:01 pm

^ for not being able to tell the difference between a beak and a nose, you're banned, eye-stalk face!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:39 pm

^ you're banned if ^^ doesn't exterminate! exterminate! you first.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Pete Byrdie » Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:16 pm

For being flippant about the horrific extermination of an innocent, harmless pirate albatross by a despotic alien robot, you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:52 am

Alien? The preferred nomenclature is 'Kaled-American', if you don't mind. So you're banned for political incorrectness.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:58 pm

^you're banned for flippantly re-branding British intellectual property just to make a quick buck.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Pete Byrdie » Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:01 am

^ you're banned for thinking anything British was still intellectual.
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