The Your Banned Game
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^ You're banned for being beautiful but letting words bring you down anyways.
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Black eyes all of the time don't spend a dime clean up this grime,
And you there down on your knees begging me please come watch me bleed,
Only ^ is banned, only ^ is banned, only ^ is banned, only ^ is banned.
And you there down on your knees begging me please come watch me bleed,
Only ^ is banned, only ^ is banned, only ^ is banned, only ^ is banned.
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The Department of Youth has banned ^ for the inappropriate use of live chickens.
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^ is banned for killing live chickens in a voodoo practice in front of impressionable young children.
(Honestly, officer, you're being unreasonable. What was I supposed to do, kill an already dead chicken?)
(Honestly, officer, you're being unreasonable. What was I supposed to do, kill an already dead chicken?)
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^ you're banned for using frozen, not thawed, chickens in your chicken cannon.
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You're banned because that myth was based on a different fact from the Rolls Royce aero engine testbed in East Kilbride: rather than being about 200mph impacts on windscreens, it was about birdstrikes on engines. Frozen chickens burst turbine blades, raw chickens did not.Ravi Oli wrote:^ you're banned for using frozen, not thawed, chickens in your chicken cannon.
Incidentally, if you draw a straight line between the Rolls Royce testbed and the factory where they make Linn hi-fis, you more-or-less hit the spot that Rudolf Hess landed in Britain. So dass Sie verboten sind.
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^ Banned for writing Norwegian.
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^Banned for not knowing one language from another
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^ you're banned for speaking in forked tongues.
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^Banned for not knowing speaking from typing.
Talking to your computer again are you?
Talking to your computer again are you?
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^Banned for typing with forked fingers.
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You're forking banned.
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Banning ^ would suit me knifely, so you're banned!
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^ banned for thinking 'spooning' had something to do with eating utensils.
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Don't make me mention knorks... Oh damn, I've done it! You're banned for making me do it.
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