The Your Banned Game

[Ham Nox]

^ You're banned for being beautiful but letting words bring you down anyways.

[Roy Hunter]

Black eyes all of the time don't spend a dime clean up this grime,
And you there down on your knees begging me please come watch me bleed,
Only ^ is banned, only ^ is banned, only ^ is banned, only ^ is banned.

[Ravi Oli]

The Department of Youth has banned ^ for the inappropriate use of live chickens.

[Ham Nox]

^ is banned for killing live chickens in a voodoo practice in front of impressionable young children.

(Honestly, officer, you're being unreasonable. What was I supposed to do, kill an already dead chicken?)

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for using frozen, not thawed, chickens in your chicken cannon.

[Roy Hunter]

^ you're banned for using frozen, not thawed, chickens in your chicken cannon.

You're banned because that myth was based on a different fact from the Rolls Royce aero engine testbed in East Kilbride: rather than being about 200mph impacts on windscreens, it was about birdstrikes on engines. Frozen chickens burst turbine blades, raw chickens did not.

Incidentally, if you draw a straight line between the Rolls Royce testbed and the factory where they make Linn hi-fis, you more-or-less hit the spot that Rudolf Hess landed in Britain. So dass Sie verboten sind.

[DavidH]

^ Banned for writing Norwegian.

[IspywithmeI]

^Banned for not knowing one language from another

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for speaking in forked tongues.

[IspywithmeI]

^Banned for not knowing speaking from typing.

Talking to your computer again are you?

[DavidH]

^Banned for typing with forked fingers.

[Roy Hunter]

You're forking banned.

[Pete Byrdie]

Banning ^ would suit me knifely, so you're banned!

[Ravi Oli]

^ banned for thinking 'spooning' had something to do with eating utensils.

[Roy Hunter]

Don't make me mention knorks... Oh damn, I've done it! You're banned for making me do it.