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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby peacefulsongs » Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:26 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote: Take down the book. Admit that you were wrong, first to take what wasn't yours, against the wishes of those it belonged to, second to break the law, and third to NOT IMMEDIATELY STOP DOING IT when it became clear that you were in the wrong.


All of this can be arranged. My contact information is readily available. I look forward to working with the Wise Council of the Olive Garden to resolve this manner in any way possible. Communication requires two parties.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby DaveL » Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:04 am

The Council of The Olive Garden has no intention working with you, particularly in light of what you have done. Time for a new hobby (or deity) perhaps?
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby peacefulsongs » Fri Feb 28, 2014 1:15 pm

DaveL wrote:The Council of The Olive Garden has no intention working with you, particularly in light of what you have done. Time for a new hobby (or deity) perhaps?


Alright. I will assume everything is fine. I will take no action.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby The Dark Noodle » Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:25 pm

peacefulsongs wrote: Communication requires two parties.

Which part of the communication
Do NOT Publish the Loose Canon 2nd Edition as you are not authorised to do so.

Do you not understand? This has been communicated to you repeatedly. It is a simple communication yet you are unable to grasp its meaning.

peacefulsongs wrote:Alright. I will assume everything is fine.

Things will be fine when the work of others is no longer being published by a third party (Eric) without their consent.



The Loose Canon is the responsibility of venganza.org, where it originated, and The Council of The Olive Garden who collate and organise it.

It is for the Council to decide what form it should take, with input from the Pastafarian community.

From Eric's comments on facebook claiming to have signed consent from ALL the authors included, and that these consents would be available for inspection in the event of any legal action, it is clear that Eric's understanding of reality is not the same as that shared by the authors or by the rest of humanity.

Note: The profile used to promote the fake 2nd Edition has now been removed, either by Eric or by facebook.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:02 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Written a scathing 1-star review along the lines of 'The publisher is a thief!'

I would urge other writers to do likewise.



I've added my review.

Gotten the generic "Your permission was not granted, therefore your work was not included..." response.

Also, my review was helpful to 0 of 1 people. Given that someone with the last name of Whitfield responded to my review, I can't help but wonder if there's a particular bias there. Normally one doesn't expect the publisher to weigh in on whether or not a review is helpful.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Cardinal Fang » Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:40 am

I will post this link for information for those who have had their work published without their consent, if they wish to contact Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=201140760

It includes contact details for Amazon to make an official complaint about intellectual property theft.

Might be worth the Council contacting them officially.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:25 pm

Tha Canayjin site needz sum neggitif reviewz cuz et dosint haf eny rrrr
prolly all tha uffers need a look at too rrrrr
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby The Dark Noodle » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:38 pm

Here is the list of included works, as stated by Eric on facebook before the account was deleted, are as follows:

    Captains
    by Aba Sababa

    The Tale o' Pirate Lass Pici
    by Alien Soda Jerk

    The Revelations of Auntie Dee Dee
    by Auntie Dee Dee

    The Announcement Regarding the Afterlife
    by Auntie Dee Dee & Solipsy

    A Reading From the Book of Fusilli
    by David D.

    First Letter From Edd to the Forum Members
    by Edd

    Second Letter From Edd to the Forum Members
    by Edd

    First Letter From Edd to the Slackers
    by Edd

    First Letter From Edd to the Partiers
    by Edd

    First Letter From Edd to the Infalliable
    by Edd

    The Pastalamentations of Father Jerome
    by Fini

    The Book of Thinly-Vieled Modern Practice Agreements
    by Ham Nox

    The Acts of the Apastals
    by Ichiban Bach

    The Book of Jeff
    by Jeff

    The Correspondence of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee and the Leaders of Hillel
    by Jeff

    The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Googlists
    by Jeff

    The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Googlists
    by Jeff

    The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Rutgers Campus Crusade for Christ
    by Jeff

    Of the Order of Saint MacAroni and the Holy Pilgrimage
    by Paul

    The Story of the FSM and the Eastern Pirates
    by Pious Pirate & Pedantic Pastrian Priest

    Third Announcement Regarding Canonical Belief
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Book of Ruthie
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Torahtellini Part 1
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Torahtellini Part 2
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Tale of Dave and Kyodai
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    Darwin's Purge
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Rigatoni Veda
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    An Exorcism Ritual: A Catechism of the Rutgers Pastafarians
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Epistle of Roderick the Purser to the Orthodox Crew
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    Final Thoughts from Olive Garden Council-members
    by Platypus Enthusiast & Qwertyuiopasd

    The Book of Fearsome Pirate Pete
    by Qwertyuiopasd

    Teachings of Lao Mein
    by Qwertyuiopasd

    Qwertyuiopasd's Letter to the Evangelists
    by Qwertyuiopasd

    The UnDoctrine of Sh!t
    by Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie

    The Book of Linguini
    by Roland Deschain

    Penne and the Art of Pasta Making
    by Roland Deschain

    The Twelve Pastas of Rigatonicles -Peista
    by Roland Deschain

    The Bowls of the FSM's Irration
    by Snacky

    Proclamations of the Councils of Olive Garden
    by Solipsy

    A Pasta's Creed as passed to Solipsy
    by Solipsy

    The Book of Solipsy
    by Solipsy

    Muellers 1
    by Solipsy

    Muellers 2
    by Solipsy

    Revelations of St. Jason
    by St. Jason

    A Tale of Noodlehisattva
    by St. Jason

    A Ritual For the Preparation and Consumption of Spaghetti
    by St. Jason

    The Other Myth of Creation
    by St. Jason

    The Letter of Tristan the Martyr to the Future Generations
    by Tristan

If Eric continues to refuse to comply with the wishes of many of the included authors, and those of The Council of The Olive Garden, I suggest that one of the affected authors, preferably based in the US, acts as an agent for the rest and collates the relevant statements and submits the copyright infringement claim on behalf of the group.

Eric claims to have written statements from all of the above and says he will produce them in the event of a copyright infringement claim, as it is very clear from the comments of many of the included authors that no such genuine documents exist, Eric will also open himself up to a prosecution for perjury should he chose to defend the claim on that basis.

As I am not in the US I am happy for one of the other authors to act as an agent on my behalf and I will provide the relevant sworn documentation to support the claim and authorise the agent.


Eric do you really want to go down this path or will you cease publication of your unauthorised (In)complete Loose Canon?
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:35 am

Any authors whose works were included in the Loose Canon print edition on Amazon, please PM me. Thank you.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nancy Delia » Fri Dec 26, 2014 8:37 pm

ha ha I have a copy of this book. mine is yellow with a kid dressed as a pirate and a happy face aiming a cannon. I should have known it was fake since the images are generic images licensed by Microsoft
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Dechujoh64 » Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:01 am

Nancy Delia wrote:ha ha I have a copy of this book. mine is yellow with a kid dressed as a pirate and a happy face aiming a cannon. I should have known it was fake since the images are generic images licensed by Microsoft

A New one [email protected]##!T :furious: :furious: the real one will be free and not in a physical form.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Dechujoh64 » Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:04 am

Dechujoh64 wrote:
Nancy Delia wrote:ha ha I have a copy of this book. mine is yellow with a kid dressed as a pirate and a happy face aiming a cannon. I should have known it was fake since the images are generic images licensed by Microsoft

A New one [email protected]##!T :furious: :furious: the real one will be free and not in a physical form.


Looked at it and ERIC is at it AGAIN or never took it down.
Pope Dechujoh is the name.
Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:11 am

It looks like Eric is indeed selling the Loose Canon again.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Loose-Canon-C ... 57813666Xl
Please go and festoon the page with one star reviews.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Cardinal Fang » Mon Dec 29, 2014 4:35 pm

Tis not there now.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nancy Delia » Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:29 pm

i didn't realize it was fake until I got it in the mail. then I knew it by looking at the cover of the book
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