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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:38 am

I generally stick it to the wall and forget it.

The pbm is fond of walls.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:20 am

Hey! It's never too cold for ice cream!

TPBM is an optimist.

[edit - I originally typed 'a noptimist'. TPBM might also be a noptimist.]
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:00 pm

Unfortunately not but you've reminded me I need see one soon for a new pair of spectacles.

TPBM has been known to make a spectacle of themselves after one too many red cordials.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:27 pm

Gaaahhh! Ya... Yaa... Ya fushhin... *hic*

TPBM is taking it one day at a time.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:04 am

One day at a time sweet Jesus that's all I'm asking from you
Give me the strength to do everyday what I have to do

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Oct 25, 2015 6:06 pm

I once drove 250 miles to play drums at a friend's 40th birthday bash, and I had to learn 'Everlong' as part of the set.

No rehearsal. Nailed it.

TPBM has been crucified.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby ChowMein » Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:52 am

And mon duz et ever hurt !

But oim lookin at thee brighter side of fings regarrdliss.

( a bud let play with his drum kit in the summer , never tried it before , it was a gas banging along to tunes on the radio , loved it )

TPBM has just wet somefing ... yarr

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Edd » Sun Nov 22, 2015 6:08 pm

Well, more accurately, my 18 month old grandson wet me.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Edd » Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:23 pm

Yes, I can't wait to tell myself all about the last year!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Sep 06, 2016 3:46 pm

I'm the only person I talk to at all these days.

TPBM only talks to the voices in their head.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby ItchyPirate » Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:36 pm

Get outta my head ye filthy pirates! :furious:

TPBM talks in her sleep.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Dec 23, 2016 5:45 pm

Nope, I'm not a her, and when I'm sleeping, I do Celtic Jigs.

However, did you know that the person below me uses their fingernail to carve the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, eats the chips, THEN eats the rest of the cookie?
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Revised (credit to Chris B. Behrens of stackexchange, on Obi-Wan's hypocrisy):

Obi-Wan: "Individuals or persons not counting themselves among the number of those who refer to themselves as "the Sith", would be hard-pressed to make a statement as utterly categorical, and not admitting, upon mature reflection, of views which, at the end of the day, would have to be said to be more balanced (in an, of course, non-epistemological fashion) and, frankly, more sophisticated."

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Dec 23, 2016 5:52 pm

soooo
ya godda prollum wiff dat ?!

rrrrrrrrr !
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:04 am

Really? You had to mess it up? And no, I don't have a problem with that, in fact, did you know I do the same thing?

And on top of THAT, did you know that the person below me has an entire mattress filled with illegally smuggled pigeon spleens?
Original:

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
- Obi-Wan Kenobi, secret Sith Lord.



Revised (credit to Chris B. Behrens of stackexchange, on Obi-Wan's hypocrisy):

Obi-Wan: "Individuals or persons not counting themselves among the number of those who refer to themselves as "the Sith", would be hard-pressed to make a statement as utterly categorical, and not admitting, upon mature reflection, of views which, at the end of the day, would have to be said to be more balanced (in an, of course, non-epistemological fashion) and, frankly, more sophisticated."

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:24 am

Since the other night, it's not really filled. And technically, it's not an entire mattress. And considering the fiery disposal of the registration numbers for the unhappy pigeons in question, their status in re any potentially applicable immigration/emigration laws is far from certain, to say the least.

I have it on good authority that the person below was seen acting suspiciously in the vicinity of a certain singer's (who shall remain nameless, but whose unnamed name rhymes with "pariah Harry") electronic equipment shortly before a somewhat unsatisfying performance the other night.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."


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