The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

[DavidH]

Greeting, cmscanuck and Zachary. Ignore everything I tell you and all will be well.

[PervySageChuck]

Hello, I am PervySageChuck, a new convert to His Noodly Goodness and a devout atheist who has had to dodge those blasted lightning bolts from the Gods that I don't believe in all my life.

(After all, I blaspheme A LOT!!!)

In fact, I have had to attach a heavy-duty grounding wire to the zipper tab on my Levis in order to protect myself from "The Wrath of God." So I am very happy to find a God who is understanding of my foibles and is still willing to touch me with His Noodly Appendage. (And in a NICE way, at that!)

And I would tell those detractors of the FSM who claim that He is nothing more than a Japanese hentai tentacle monster that desires nothing more than to rape innocent young virgin Shinto priestesses that those same young, beautiful priestesses have told me that they feel extremely blessed to have been touched by Him and that they praise and thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for changing their warm, stale sake into the finest of beer and Holy Rum!!!

[Yersinia]

Greetings . I think I may just have had an epiphany , should I seek medical help or would going to the pub be a better option ?
Many thanks for allowing me to board this fine brigantine

[Lasanius]

Yaarrrrr, everyone! While cooking tagliatelle yesterday, His Noodliness appeared to me in the patterns in the pasta-water foam and directed me towards this website. I'm eager to absorb everything I can find in here while I wait for my copy of the gospel to be delivered.

I would also like to revive the Swiss chapter together with the other Swiss dudes there, it seems to have been dormant for a few years. So if you want to join in with that, let us know :)

[Cardinal Fang]

Welcome to the forum PervySageChuck, Yersinia and Lasanius

Avoid the low flying mackrel and you'll be fine

CF

[Seaman Staines]

Ahoy from Downunder.

[Seaman Staines]

Ahoy from Downunder

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

There's an echo in here.

Welcome, Seaman. Check out the forums, post early and often. Feel free to ignore the Nef Yoo.

[Fae_FHS]

Hi,

I am a high school student, making a argumentative essay and I decided to choose Pastafarianism as my argument. My argument is how the religion is positive and why it works against why it is bad and could be negative. So I figured joining a discussion forum about it wouldn't hurt! Also from reading the church page I've become fairly interested in the religion for not only a essay but personal interest. (: Any information would be great and personal experiences would really make my essay pop!

-Fae_FHS

[Cardinal Fang]

Welcome Fae_FHS

Might I suggest starting a new thread in the All Things FSM for any questions that might help your essay - more people will see it there.

Meanwhile, lookout for the low flying sloths

CF

[Dechujoh64]

Welcome Fae_FHS

Might I suggest starting a new thread in the All Things FSM for any questions that might help your essay - more people will see it there.

Meanwhile, lookout for the low flying sloths

CF

Welcome Fae_FHS, I, Pope Dechujoh, agree with what the Almighty Cardinal Fang has said. Also, while avoiding the low-flying sloths, look out for the low-flying nef yoo, too

Hi,

I am a high school student, making a argumentative essay and I decided to choose Pastafarianism as my argument. My argument is how the religion is positive and why it works against why it is bad and could be negative. So I figured joining a discussion forum about it wouldn't hurt! Also from reading the church page I've become fairly interested in the religion for not only a essay but personal interest. (: Any information would be great and personal experiences would really make my essay pop!

-Fae_FHS

[Ravi Oli]

Dechujoh I think Nef Yoo must be doing hard time in Kindereformatory for being a bad boy and not eating his vegetables.

[CapnCannonballsPasta]

A'hoy there mateys,

I be Cap'n Cannonballs Pasta, spokespirate of the Australian Pastafarian Lobby. We have a website at http://www.apl.org.au and Facebook and Twitter feeds to unite Australian Pastafarians in our noodly cause. Im hoping to join up with some Pastafarians 'down under' and continue the work of Bobby Henderson (Pasta Be Upon Him).

R'amen!

[Mbonilla]

My name is mario, I've been a pastafarian for a few years, only now that my lovely wife has gave me an ordination certificate have I stumbled upon the boards. Been curious as to what title do I recieve? Pastor? Rev.? Looking forward to many posts

[dukes]

His Noodliness acknowledges your humble appeal to prostrate yourself before him. Your title for now? New Convert it is, matey. Now go forth and be wise.