The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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DavidH
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Greeting, cmscanuck and Zachary. Ignore everything I tell you and all will be well.
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Roy Hunter
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Welcome, all you new people! Well, I suppose you're not new people, as new people tend to be very small, not potty-trained, and can't talk let alone post on internet forums. So welcome, newly-registered people!
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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PervySageChuck
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Hello, I am PervySageChuck, a new convert to His Noodly Goodness and a devout atheist who has had to dodge those blasted lightning bolts from the Gods that I don't believe in all my life.
(After all, I blaspheme A LOT!!!)
In fact, I have had to attach a heavy-duty grounding wire to the zipper tab on my Levis in order to protect myself from "The Wrath of God." So I am very happy to find a God who is understanding of my foibles and is still willing to touch me with His Noodly Appendage. (And in a NICE way, at that!)
And I would tell those detractors of the FSM who claim that He is nothing more than a Japanese hentai tentacle monster that desires nothing more than to rape innocent young virgin Shinto priestesses that those same young, beautiful priestesses have told me that they feel extremely blessed to have been touched by Him and that they praise and thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for changing their warm, stale sake into the finest of beer and Holy Rum!!!
(After all, I blaspheme A LOT!!!)
In fact, I have had to attach a heavy-duty grounding wire to the zipper tab on my Levis in order to protect myself from "The Wrath of God." So I am very happy to find a God who is understanding of my foibles and is still willing to touch me with His Noodly Appendage. (And in a NICE way, at that!)
And I would tell those detractors of the FSM who claim that He is nothing more than a Japanese hentai tentacle monster that desires nothing more than to rape innocent young virgin Shinto priestesses that those same young, beautiful priestesses have told me that they feel extremely blessed to have been touched by Him and that they praise and thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for changing their warm, stale sake into the finest of beer and Holy Rum!!!
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Greetings . I think I may just have had an epiphany , should I seek medical help or would going to the pub be a better option ?
Many thanks for allowing me to board this fine brigantine
Many thanks for allowing me to board this fine brigantine
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Yaarrrrr, everyone! While cooking tagliatelle yesterday, His Noodliness appeared to me in the patterns in the pasta-water foam and directed me towards this website. I'm eager to absorb everything I can find in here while I wait for my copy of the gospel to be delivered.
I would also like to revive the Swiss chapter together with the other Swiss dudes there, it seems to have been dormant for a few years. So if you want to join in with that, let us know :)
I would also like to revive the Swiss chapter together with the other Swiss dudes there, it seems to have been dormant for a few years. So if you want to join in with that, let us know :)
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Cardinal Fang
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Welcome to the forum PervySageChuck, Yersinia and Lasanius
Avoid the low flying mackrel and you'll be fine
CF
Avoid the low flying mackrel and you'll be fine
CF
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Ahoy from Downunder.
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It'll wash out.
It'll wash out.
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Seaman Staines
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Ahoy from Downunder
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It'll wash out.
It'll wash out.
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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There's an echo in here.
Welcome, Seaman. Check out the forums, post early and often. Feel free to ignore the Nef Yoo.
Welcome, Seaman. Check out the forums, post early and often. Feel free to ignore the Nef Yoo.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Hi,
I am a high school student, making a argumentative essay and I decided to choose Pastafarianism as my argument. My argument is how the religion is positive and why it works against why it is bad and could be negative. So I figured joining a discussion forum about it wouldn't hurt! Also from reading the church page I've become fairly interested in the religion for not only a essay but personal interest. (: Any information would be great and personal experiences would really make my essay pop!
-Fae_FHS
I am a high school student, making a argumentative essay and I decided to choose Pastafarianism as my argument. My argument is how the religion is positive and why it works against why it is bad and could be negative. So I figured joining a discussion forum about it wouldn't hurt! Also from reading the church page I've become fairly interested in the religion for not only a essay but personal interest. (: Any information would be great and personal experiences would really make my essay pop!
-Fae_FHS
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Cardinal Fang
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Welcome Fae_FHS
Might I suggest starting a new thread in the All Things FSM for any questions that might help your essay - more people will see it there.
Meanwhile, lookout for the low flying sloths
CF
Might I suggest starting a new thread in the All Things FSM for any questions that might help your essay - more people will see it there.
Meanwhile, lookout for the low flying sloths
CF
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Dechujoh64
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Cardinal Fang wrote:Welcome Fae_FHS
Might I suggest starting a new thread in the All Things FSM for any questions that might help your essay - more people will see it there.
Meanwhile, lookout for the low flying sloths
CF
Welcome Fae_FHS, I, Pope Dechujoh, agree with what the Almighty Cardinal Fang has said. Also, while avoiding the low-flying sloths, look out for the low-flying nef yoo, too
Fae_FHS wrote:Hi,
I am a high school student, making a argumentative essay and I decided to choose Pastafarianism as my argument. My argument is how the religion is positive and why it works against why it is bad and could be negative. So I figured joining a discussion forum about it wouldn't hurt! Also from reading the church page I've become fairly interested in the religion for not only a essay but personal interest. (: Any information would be great and personal experiences would really make my essay pop!
-Fae_FHS
Pope Dechujoh is the name.
Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
<---T.A.R.D.I.S
Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
<---T.A.R.D.I.S
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Dechujoh I think Nef Yoo must be doing hard time in Kindereformatory for being a bad boy and not eating his vegetables.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Roy Hunter
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Do not mention his name!Ravi Oli wrote:Dechujoh I think Nef Yoo must be doing hard time in Kindereformatory for being a bad boy and not eating his vegetables.
He'll only show up again after I've had a drink when he escapes from the bilge.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)
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CapnCannonballsPasta
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Australian Pastafarian
A'hoy there mateys,
I be Cap'n Cannonballs Pasta, spokespirate of the Australian Pastafarian Lobby. We have a website at http://www.apl.org.au and Facebook and Twitter feeds to unite Australian Pastafarians in our noodly cause. Im hoping to join up with some Pastafarians 'down under' and continue the work of Bobby Henderson (Pasta Be Upon Him).
R'amen!
I be Cap'n Cannonballs Pasta, spokespirate of the Australian Pastafarian Lobby. We have a website at http://www.apl.org.au and Facebook and Twitter feeds to unite Australian Pastafarians in our noodly cause. Im hoping to join up with some Pastafarians 'down under' and continue the work of Bobby Henderson (Pasta Be Upon Him).
R'amen!
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