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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:45 pm

Dear linzi
Oi herd Arrrnty be makin' 'er fortune at 5 doubloons a minit doin' phone sex. She 'as got thee soize 'n figga as 'er beer fridge from moistenin' 'er throwt w'beer 'n chocklit awl day an will take thee fire dept ta get 'er owt b'for she can reploy ta 'er loyal [non-payin] fans 'ere.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ignotum » Mon Sep 08, 2014 4:51 pm

I don't like the pirate issue in this religion... Anyway I am already in the ship. Arrrrgh! :lol:
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby fremont » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:23 am

Contrary to other. I dream to be a pirate one day.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Oct 15, 2014 11:30 am

Halloo noow PYRETZ!

rrrrrrrrrr
:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:

Hi thee infymuz capin Nuf Yoo BackBear!
I hear ter teach yer speek pruper.

but Fus, yer gotter brung me peetzer

an choklit mulk. :whip:

Fank ye
:welcome: :fsm_float:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Griffin » Sun Oct 26, 2014 2:37 pm

Aaaargh! Strictly speakin' Oi not be knew but Oi 'as bin away on the high sees for sum time an Oi got thru so many peg legs Oi mite as well be knew.

Anyways I not be serproised ter see neffuu 'ere 'cos 'e was allus wun fer 'anging arownd the grown hups.
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Postby DavidH » Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:06 am

Welcome back on board, me hearty!

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<Get copious amounts of Grog Ready>

Welcome home matey, you know the drill!!
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Just seeking a point of clarification here: Who or what is Bing.[Bot]?
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Search Engines send these "crawlers", which are software entities, to forums, etc to mine quotes. This bot was sent by Bing.

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Postby RevWrongway » Fri Dec 26, 2014 9:22 pm

Aye be approved t' th' main boards so Aye come t' sign aboard here. Whar be th' capt'n & who should Aye be keepin' an eye on?
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Dec 26, 2014 9:34 pm

HARVEST YE WUBBERS!
Hi be thee no-tories capn Niff Yoo BuckBeer. I bee thee goat two guy an sech fur thee PYRITS bits en bobbs of thee bored.

I coman ye brung me peetzer an chocklit milk an sech

Diss mee fillum :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:
Fank ye ye welkum
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby ElBuitre » Mon Sep 14, 2015 4:56 pm

Ahoy!

Glad to put me 'n front of yor grreatly illuminated persons as Oy am, a humble Pastafari'n Pirate trying to find the happiness ('nd the booty, or two) in the cruise.

Oy hav readed most of this topic, and the bunch of Arrrggh, Yarrr, is smnthin'g tha Oy have to practeese.
Have iouuur blesseed ones in mind that Oy am a prroud Spaniard (Kasteeyeean, or Castillian) and neith-er the 'nzient engleesh or thee moredern one arrre my mother languitch. Which is thee reasong that Oy introdeuz mayshelf. BUt Oy rec-easted jet at prrroporr lokation.

But a Pirate, for the FSM glory.

Hope that my firrrst at-temp with the pirrate language here hash not be lower than the occasion deeserf.

Will serrrrrch for the topic to name my boat, Oy have maybe nor the faster nor the deadliest but a mainmast watchtower with cold beer so high that see you come by with enough time to advice the cooker.

Due no hook have till now big hugs to you all. Cheers!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby TheRandomOne » Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:16 am

Avast, ye' fellow salty seadogs! I be' The Random One, lover o' all things random, o' all things pasta, an' n' parrkultur.......pkiti.......parlitic........Arrrhhh, best be forgetin' 'bout that. I be wonderin' if ere' be any tricks teh' this trade n' this ere' part o' the high seas!
"Sonny, did we land or did we get shot down?"- my grandmother to an airline pilot.
Pasta is not "an" art, it is the art. Any Italian(whom I think are second only to pirates, though that is not my call to make) can attest to that. It is unfortunate that a vast majority of them have forsaken His Noodlyness whom gave them His Saucy Knowledge of how to make great pasta in the first place.
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Apendage
Glob bless
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*WARNING* SUDDEN, UNEXPECTED RANDOMNESS WILL OCCUR IN THE VICINITY OF THIS PERSON.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby TheRandomOne » Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:58 am

Yarr, I be a most unconventional pirate o' sorts. I still be peruze......persus........persuaded......Arrhhhh, best be forgetin' 'bout that un' too. I still be travlin' the High Seas, but me d' it n' a strange manARRHH. I be usin' this ere' flyin' pirate ship( points to a UH-1 "Huey") at' teh' FSM did grant me enough o' at' green stuff teh' aquiry....aquirl......akuire......Arrrhh, I be 'orrible at this.
Avast, I still be avein' one problem, per say. The FSM did not inform me o' teh' fact that this ere' flyin' pirate ship requires fuel, o' which I don' ave' enough ,er, wealth teh' purchase. 'Cause o' this, I ave' teh' sail teh' seas loik on' o' ye' normal scallywags 'till I ave' enough cash the buy fuel for me flyin' pirate ship which His Noodlyness did 'low me to receive. I 'ope teh' be o' some worth (an' comedic relief) while I be workin' tworads me goal.
"Sonny, did we land or did we get shot down?"- my grandmother to an airline pilot.
Pasta is not "an" art, it is the art. Any Italian(whom I think are second only to pirates, though that is not my call to make) can attest to that. It is unfortunate that a vast majority of them have forsaken His Noodlyness whom gave them His Saucy Knowledge of how to make great pasta in the first place.
May you be forever touched by His Noodly Apendage
Glob bless
R'amen

*WARNING* SUDDEN, UNEXPECTED RANDOMNESS WILL OCCUR IN THE VICINITY OF THIS PERSON.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:33 pm

rrrrrrrrrr
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