I need to dress up like a pirate

[kathic]

but im cheap and dont want tp buy too much


any ideas? I plan to carry the FSM book with me but thats about all I got...

[haxmasta]

Well, what you could do is take a trip into a dime-store in your town for pirate-like clothing that you can either cut-up or put together for something that resembles partial pirate regalia.

Like take an old couch you would find on the side of a highway, kick the crap out of it, break the frame, cut the upholstery off, then you can use the cloth for a bandana or a sash, then use the frame for a pirate flag pole or even a crow's nest on a pirate ship.

[Jerm]

You would be surprised how much a simple bandana, tied into a skull cap, can help with the appearance and one's general overall pirateyness.

[Duke]

You could be a Pirate Pastor, with the Good Book in one hand, a cutlass in the other, and something wrapped around the head...


Duke

[PantyGnawer]

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum

[Ham Nox]

Ay matey, I've the same terr'ble prublum. Me mum still insists on commanding the shopping trips, and she won't stand for no bodices.

[black bart]

Ay matey, I've the same terr'ble prublum. Me mum still insists on commanding the shopping trips, and she won't stand for no bodices.

Aaarrrgh...as usual usin me hexperience of loif an all it's problems I've got some advice:

...run away to Madame Fifi's and be done wiv it!

[Tigger_the_Wing]

BB, whilst ye be dispensin' hadvice ter wenches, wot shood a wench wear when it be too waaarrrm fer bodices?

[Ham Nox]

*gasp* The bots are taking over!!

[black bart]

BB, whilst ye be dispensin' hadvice ter wenches, wot shood a wench wear when it be too waaarrrm fer bodices?

Sorry Tig matey...I missed this one.

Ah hem...if it be too warm fer bodices I hexpect ye'll have to adopt thee happarel o these foine native hamazonian women:



Hamazonian...now ye've made me think o mummy

[Ham Nox]

This may seem like an odd question, but are all Amazonian areolas that big?
And what's with calling them HAMazonians?

[Edd]

This may seem like an odd question, but are all Amazonian areolas that big?
And what's with calling them HAMazonians?

Sounds like a scientific survey is required!

In order to eliminate any bias, the selection should be multi-cultural, of course.
The Hamazonian reference confuses me, too. Does it have something to do with the place where I buy all my online pork products, Hamazon.com?

[CaptainLongPig]

Whot I ded was head to ye ol Will O Goods and grab two button uppy collars shurts, a sea worn leather belt, tan pants and a scarf.
Then I took me mighty cutlass and ferociously severed the sleeves and collar off of one o' the button uppy shurts and to me suprise I had a fine vest. A smile ded creep up on my furry face on how good it ded look.
The scarf was wrapped around me head to keep the chill from knockin' me skull bones and the belt around me plump midsection for me nonresistant pistol. (but it does look dashin')
I may have spent 10 gold pieces on the whole theng. I may use some strong tea ta stain it 'n make it look moar sea ridden.

[RevWrongway]

Now just make a ragged cut at the bottom o' yer pantoloons (about mid calf) 'n slap on a pair o' ropey sandals or buckle shoos.

Whot I ded was head to ye ol Will O Goods and grab two button uppy collars shurts, a sea worn leather belt, tan pants and a scarf.
Then I took me mighty cutlass and ferociously severed the sleeves and collar off of one o' the button uppy shurts and to me suprise I had a fine vest. A smile ded creep up on my furry face on how good it ded look.
The scarf was wrapped around me head to keep the chill from knockin' me skull bones and the belt around me plump midsection for me nonresistant pistol. (but it does look dashin')
I may have spent 10 gold pieces on the whole theng. I may use some strong tea ta stain it 'n make it look moar sea ridden.

[CaptainLongPig]

Now just make a ragged cut at the bottom o' yer pantoloons (about mid calf) 'n slap on a pair o' ropey sandals or buckle shoos.

Whot I ded was head to ye ol Will O Goods and grab two button uppy collars shurts, a sea worn leather belt, tan pants and a scarf.
Then I took me mighty cutlass and ferociously severed the sleeves and collar off of one o' the button uppy shurts and to me suprise I had a fine vest. A smile ded creep up on my furry face on how good it ded look.
The scarf was wrapped around me head to keep the chill from knockin' me skull bones and the belt around me plump midsection for me nonresistant pistol. (but it does look dashin')
I may have spent 10 gold pieces on the whole theng. I may use some strong tea ta stain it 'n make it look moar sea ridden.

Aye but I did plunder a nice pair o' Reebocks from this bloke in a stripedy shirt and black pantaloons. He be callin' em a mystic name o' Dee-Em-Eckses.