I need to dress up like a pirate
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I need to dress up like a pirate
but im cheap and dont want tp buy too much
any ideas? I plan to carry the FSM book with me but thats about all I got...
any ideas? I plan to carry the FSM book with me but thats about all I got...
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Well, what you could do is take a trip into a dime-store in your town for pirate-like clothing that you can either cut-up or put together for something that resembles partial pirate regalia.
Like take an old couch you would find on the side of a highway, kick the crap out of it, break the frame, cut the upholstery off, then you can use the cloth for a bandana or a sash, then use the frame for a pirate flag pole or even a crow's nest on a pirate ship.
Like take an old couch you would find on the side of a highway, kick the crap out of it, break the frame, cut the upholstery off, then you can use the cloth for a bandana or a sash, then use the frame for a pirate flag pole or even a crow's nest on a pirate ship.
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You could be a Pirate Pastor, with the Good Book in one hand, a cutlass in the other, and something wrapped around the head...
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Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
Ay matey, I've the same terr'ble prublum. Me mum still insists on commanding the shopping trips, and she won't stand for no bodices.
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...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
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Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
Ham Nox wrote:Ay matey, I've the same terr'ble prublum. Me mum still insists on commanding the shopping trips, and she won't stand for no bodices.
Aaarrrgh...as usual usin me hexperience of loif an all it's problems I've got some advice:
...run away to Madame Fifi's and be done wiv it!
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Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
BB, whilst ye be dispensin' hadvice ter wenches, wot shood a wench wear when it be too waaarrrm fer bodices? 

Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
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Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:BB, whilst ye be dispensin' hadvice ter wenches, wot shood a wench wear when it be too waaarrrm fer bodices?
Sorry Tig matey...I missed this one.
Ah hem...if it be too warm fer bodices I hexpect ye'll have to adopt thee happarel o these foine native hamazonian women:

Hamazonian...now ye've made me think o mummy

Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
This may seem like an odd question, but are all Amazonian areolas that big?
And what's with calling them HAMazonians?
And what's with calling them HAMazonians?
Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
Ham Nox wrote:This may seem like an odd question, but are all Amazonian areolas that big?
And what's with calling them HAMazonians?
Sounds like a scientific survey is required!
In order to eliminate any bias, the selection should be multi-cultural, of course.
The Hamazonian reference confuses me, too. Does it have something to do with the place where I buy all my online pork products, Hamazon.com?
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Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
Whot I ded was head to ye ol Will O Goods and grab two button uppy collars shurts, a sea worn leather belt, tan pants and a scarf.
Then I took me mighty cutlass and ferociously severed the sleeves and collar off of one o' the button uppy shurts and to me suprise I had a fine vest. A smile ded creep up on my furry face on how good it ded look.
The scarf was wrapped around me head to keep the chill from knockin' me skull bones and the belt around me plump midsection for me nonresistant pistol. (but it does look dashin')
I may have spent 10 gold pieces on the whole theng. I may use some strong tea ta stain it 'n make it look moar sea ridden.
Then I took me mighty cutlass and ferociously severed the sleeves and collar off of one o' the button uppy shurts and to me suprise I had a fine vest. A smile ded creep up on my furry face on how good it ded look.
The scarf was wrapped around me head to keep the chill from knockin' me skull bones and the belt around me plump midsection for me nonresistant pistol. (but it does look dashin')
I may have spent 10 gold pieces on the whole theng. I may use some strong tea ta stain it 'n make it look moar sea ridden.
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Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
Now just make a ragged cut at the bottom o' yer pantoloons (about mid calf) 'n slap on a pair o' ropey sandals or buckle shoos.
CaptainLongPig wrote:Whot I ded was head to ye ol Will O Goods and grab two button uppy collars shurts, a sea worn leather belt, tan pants and a scarf.
Then I took me mighty cutlass and ferociously severed the sleeves and collar off of one o' the button uppy shurts and to me suprise I had a fine vest. A smile ded creep up on my furry face on how good it ded look.
The scarf was wrapped around me head to keep the chill from knockin' me skull bones and the belt around me plump midsection for me nonresistant pistol. (but it does look dashin')
I may have spent 10 gold pieces on the whole theng. I may use some strong tea ta stain it 'n make it look moar sea ridden.
ʇuǝɯƃpnɾ pɐq ɯoɹɟ sǝɯoɔ ʇɐɥʇ ɐʇʇol ɐ puɐ 'ǝɔuǝᴉɹǝdxǝ ɯoɹɟ sǝɯoɔ ʇuǝɯƃpnɾ pooפ
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Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
RevWrongway wrote:Now just make a ragged cut at the bottom o' yer pantoloons (about mid calf) 'n slap on a pair o' ropey sandals or buckle shoos.CaptainLongPig wrote:Whot I ded was head to ye ol Will O Goods and grab two button uppy collars shurts, a sea worn leather belt, tan pants and a scarf.
Then I took me mighty cutlass and ferociously severed the sleeves and collar off of one o' the button uppy shurts and to me suprise I had a fine vest. A smile ded creep up on my furry face on how good it ded look.
The scarf was wrapped around me head to keep the chill from knockin' me skull bones and the belt around me plump midsection for me nonresistant pistol. (but it does look dashin')
I may have spent 10 gold pieces on the whole theng. I may use some strong tea ta stain it 'n make it look moar sea ridden.
Aye but I did plunder a nice pair o' Reebocks from this bloke in a stripedy shirt and black pantaloons. He be callin' em a mystic name o' Dee-Em-Eckses.
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