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Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 09, 2015 7:18 am

From XKCD:

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:36 pm

Can't resist sharing this.

The West Des Moines Community School District had a "welcome back" meeting for their staff before the start of the new school year.

The Superintendent was beginning her speech when the teachers of the district created a flash mob to the enjoyment of their unsuspecting colleagues, with a parody of the song, “One more day” from Les Mis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGMlPDlY094

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Sep 18, 2015 2:03 am

Pharmacists count and portion out the pills for each prescription.

We don't have universal health care, so things like "making sure people don't get the wrong pills by mistake" doesn't rank as high on our lists... since it can only be blamed on people and not corporations.
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Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Oct 25, 2015 6:41 am

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Postby daftbeaker » Fri Nov 20, 2015 7:53 pm

It's in here because it's from a satire site but this piece on teacher recruitment could, with fewer notty words, have been in any mainstream newspaper.

The Daily Mash wrote:Meanwhile, the NUT confirmed the shortage is particularly high in maths and science subjects, due to the propensity for adolescents to act the prick when they get bored.

I''m not sure I have anything to add to that. It does mean there's always plenty of jobs going though :idiot:
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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Dec 03, 2015 3:55 pm


Pretty sure I can use some of the output in an official report.
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Postby MourningStar » Thu Dec 03, 2015 7:20 pm

He got that whale themed RC car.... He got it and loved it. :love:
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Postby ChowMein » Thu Dec 03, 2015 11:10 pm

Edd wrote:Image


Nef Yoo rote that ?

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Dec 09, 2015 1:26 am

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Dec 09, 2015 1:26 am

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."


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