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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Robin » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:49 pm

MourningStar wrote:
Robin wrote:Hello! I've been a pastafarian for a long time now and decided to delve into the community. Our spaghediety has touched me in so many ways, and I wanted to see how he has changed your lives as well.

Good day, and R'amen :fsm_float:

- Robin



:welcome: :welcome: :welcome: Hey! Yeah... that's all I got. No big entrance. No fireworks. But I wanted to welcome you. That's gotta count for SOMETHING. Even if that something is nothing it still counts. Kind of a string theory thing I'm working on. Oh! In another forum in another universe I posted THE BEST most hilarious photo to go along with this. But not this universe. :haha: :drinking:



Well, thanks for the welcome! I'm sure the me of another universe is dying of hilarity, which I can appriciate regardless of being present in this current one. :lol:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby swaytan » Sun Feb 21, 2016 6:55 pm

Hello everybody, newly ordained minister here, hope everybody is well.

May you all be touched. :lech:

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:22 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby MourningStar » Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:51 am

:lol: :welcome:
The circumstances of the world are continually changing, and the opinions of men change also; and as government is for the living, and not for the dead, it is the living only that has any right in it. That which may be thought right and found convenient in one age, may be thought wrong and found inconvenient in another. In such cases, who is to decide, the living, or the dead? -Thomas Paine

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Captain felonious » Thu Mar 03, 2016 7:59 am

When life gives you lemons make a squinty face.
Hi folks. Newbie signing in, pasta la vista baby.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Mar 03, 2016 3:33 pm

Ahoy Cappin Felionus ,

i woak hup diss moornin wiff a skwinky fase .

um um , nobuddy chaeng me durdy diapurrr , rrrr .

But dat ho kay noaw cos i frewd it hober dare onna da cawter dekk .

Wellcumm a bored !
NYBB :welcome:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby QuarterLessTwain » Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:18 pm

Hello. I just converted yesterday, and I celebrated today with spaghetti and beer (Sierra Nevada Pale Ale).
"And on the 8th day God got wasted." — DarkMatter2525

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby cybervigilante » Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:25 pm

So I was wondering if you guys have a bible? I'd write one but I'm too lazy. My idea is I download a copy of the bible, do a search-and-replace, and substitute Flying Spaghetti Monster wherever God, Jehovah, or whatever, appears.

Actually, I'm too lazy do to that, but if someone else wants to do it, send me a copy.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Mar 04, 2016 6:28 am

QuarterLessTwain wrote:Hello. I just converted yesterday, and I celebrated today with spaghetti and beer (Sierra Nevada Pale Ale).


Ummmm , hullo Mark Quarterless an' welkum .

I wood reelly , reelly , reelly lyke sum Merrycan munny

i mite bee yore frenn iff yoo senns me a quawtar ebery weak

Um den yoo can b moar dan won qawtwer less .
:welcome: NYBB
PS. i no loud 2 haff beer yet cos i onlee fthree .
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Mar 04, 2016 6:48 am

cybervigilante wrote:So I was wondering if you guys have a bible? I'd write one but I'm too lazy. My idea is I download a copy of the bible, do a search-and-replace, and substitute Flying Spaghetti Monster wherever God, Jehovah, or whatever, appears.

Actually, I'm too lazy do to that, but if someone else wants to do it, send me a copy.



Hi dere an' well come Cydermouwse . Gee yoo sownd juss lyke sum off dem uffer lazee bog pirits awound hear ,

I fink yoo gunna b rite at hoam . i dunno bowt da bibble fing cos i juss lernink 2 rite propery

Fank ye , ye wellkum
:welcome: NYBB
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby iamTheSnark » Sat Mar 12, 2016 3:58 pm

Arrr all!
I joined the Dutch branch of the FSM.
I hope to find encouraging messages here.
May His Noodliness be with you,
RAmen
May the Pasta be with you! :zen:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ChowMein » Sat Mar 12, 2016 8:16 pm

Damn , i was waiting to be the first poster on page 500 .
Oh well , page 1000 ten or so years from now .

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Errol_Fin » Sun Mar 13, 2016 2:28 am

iamTheSnark wrote:Arrr all!
I joined the Dutch branch of the FSM.
I hope to find encouraging messages here.
May His Noodliness be with you,
RAmen


Hey, welcome iam The Snark.
I'm one of them too!
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Im new and this is the best thing ive ever seen

Postby Baby Alex » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:59 am

I love the FSM it seems to be the greatest thing ever :welcome:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:39 pm

Hullo Bebbee Alax,

Wot creche duz yoo go 2 ?

Me frenns an' me awl go 2 tha Portsmiff Pyrite Publk Skool nersury .

Duz ye wanna cum 2 da Portsmiff nurserey skule wiff us ?
Well come a bored . :welcome: NYBB
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