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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:29 pm

^ is The Donald's brains trust.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Edd » Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:15 pm

^ trusts The Donald's brain.
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Re: Lies!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Sep 06, 2016 12:04 am

^Believes the Donald has a brain.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Sep 06, 2016 3:05 am

^Finks Donneld iz a duk .
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Re: Lies!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Sep 06, 2016 3:44 pm

^ducks whenever he has to think.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Sep 07, 2016 1:04 am

^Duks lyke u randy duk wen 'e trys 2 fink . :love:
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Re: Lies!

Postby ItchyPirate » Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:33 pm

^Is a duck with a rainbow-colored tongue.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Sep 10, 2016 10:41 pm

^crross eyed duk
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Re: Lies!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Sep 10, 2016 11:06 pm

^ crossed out
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Sep 11, 2016 4:47 am

^ cross , out ov et , rrrrr .
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Re: Lies!

Postby ItchyPirate » Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:37 pm

^Is my nephew.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Sep 23, 2016 7:25 pm

^ um , dat's trew .
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Nov 07, 2016 9:54 pm

BumBum69er nevva evva telld eny lies , rrrrr .
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Re: Lies!

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Jan 05, 2017 9:24 am

These are supposed to be lies, right? Okay, I'm good at this, even while under watchful eyes.
Hold on, the guy in my trunk wants to know if we are over the border yet . . . Okay I'm back.
The person above me (not mentioning any names, cough Nef Yoo Blackbeard cough) is NOT an unwashed eighty year old man who lives in a dark basement, has three hundred forty one pounds of back folds, and has taken a particular and rather strange liking to Pastafarian children :lurk: as his vic- er, I mean, target- no! I meant friends . . . yeah, that's what I meant . . .

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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:36 am

^nilly awl ways telds tha twoof
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