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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:23 am

Fortissimus Deus wrote:I have mostly come to argue, as I am bored and it'll be pretty funny. I shall leave to argue now.


:welcome: Fortified wottever, better known as cuzzin gutless telewanker.Wots with tha no show? Couldn't pick a fite in 16 minutes? :haha:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:27 am

ItchyPirate wrote:Everyone belongs here, don't they? :drinking: :welcome:


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Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:31 am

kakaronaldo wrote:that is a very nice comments about that ....


:welcome: :welcome: stik a round a bit longer next time ronaldo. 2 minnettes more perhaps?? :idiot: :idiot:

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Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:36 am

Iron John Vain wrote:not actually a new convert just new to the forum


:welcome: Yo finish tha ironing yit vain cuzzin John? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:39 am

Skeptical Skepticism wrote:Hello everyone, I am Chris, became an Ordained Minister of Pastafarianism back in July. Wanted to come on here and talk with myself and ignore everone else.


:welcome: all telewankers :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:47 pm

Iz evvy buddy an Urk ?! :confused:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:47 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Iz evvy buddy an Urk ?! :confused:


How DARE you!!!!! :furious: :furious: :furious: Git off my thread b4 i report you! :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:54 pm

jamlieleven wrote:OK, get it


:welcome: Hello thar little JamLie. Did yew juss turn eleven? Aaarrrggghhh!!!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:04 pm

Yintar wrote:.......I'm not spam. Bye.


:welcome: :welcome: :welcome:
Well kum Yintar, we'awl no ye not spam. Sneak in this door, oh, i mean come on in,aaaarrrrgggh!!!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:08 pm

Macaroni Mage wrote:I have been a member of the Pastafarian religion for some time now, but only recently decided to join the forums, I am on a council of a small sect of Pastafarianism. We are called the Noodle Knights(We forgo the way of the pirate, for we are not worthy of the title). We are well versed in the ways of Pastafariansim, we are essentially like the UN Peacekeepers. We never start wars, and only go on the offensive to reclaim lands for the needy. We have Pasta Paladins, the strongest, and the brute force of us, the Macaroni Mages, the smartest of us, and the Sauce Scribes, the support groups who supply us and refugees. The Council that leads us is one from each of the three groups, if you wish to join, you can just send me a Private message, and I will send you the oath, we are based out of Lima, Ohio, and are looking for others to spread our might.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:19 pm

ItchyPirate wrote:Everyone belongs here, don't they? :drinking: :welcome:


espeshully iffen yor'n spam ye little flightless, lice infested magpie goose, aaaarrrrgggghhh!!!! Oh sorry cuzz, off topic agen, welcum

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:23 pm

ABBY1996 wrote:I've been going to this site for a while. I thought today it was time I should join this forum.


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:41 am

First, I don't see how that ISN'T spam.
Second, why is its profile picture in French? I feel like I already know why, I just wanna hear it.

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Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:09 pm

You know what I realized?
More than half of all new converts get accounts and log off almost immediately. It's obvious why, but there should be some system to help reduce this statistic.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:15 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:First, I don't see how that ISN'T spam.
Second, why is its profile picture in French? I feel like I already know why, I just wanna hear it.

This is Spam:
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StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:You know what I realized?
More than half of all new converts get accounts and log off almost immediately. It's obvious why, but there should be some system to help reduce this statistic.

The statistics are about the same as for use of newly-acquired promotional credit accounts. Use it once, cash in your coupon, bury it in the desk drawer.
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