ken worley wrote:Tigger_the_Wing wrote:ken worley wrote:Print the post, and tape it to thigh, next to genitals....That'll help.
I'll be funny when you try to remove it and rip out loads of hair?
No..Well, that too..but.
I merely suggested that the weak joke, which only produces a mild smirk, or at most, pained chuckle, will be boosted by taping the printed post to his naked pelvic region, which almost invariably inspires gales of laughter from all who see it.
teamwork....what its all about.
That actually made me giggle (as opposed to the original pun which was, quite frankly, sh*t)
Anyway, my suggestion for boredom relief is to speak about yourself in the 3rd person - (Walks into restaurant) "Have you got a reservation?"
"No but Daftbeaker would like a table for one"
It works best using your full name when people tend to look at you like you've escaped from somewhere important