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Re: Did you know?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed May 31, 2017 8:44 am

DavidH wrote:My Granny used to hit the milkman with one of those.
That poor milkman . . .
Did you know?

The emperors of some ancient civilizations would drink poison- a little more every day- so they would become resistant to it, making it so an assassin attempting to poison them would need a ridiculous amount of poison to get the job done.

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Re: Did you know?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed May 31, 2017 2:16 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
DavidH wrote:My Granny used to hit the milkman with one of those.
That poor milkman . . .
Did you know?

The emperors of some ancient civilizations would drink poison- a little more every day- so they would become resistant to it, making it so an assassin attempting to poison them would need a ridiculous amount of poison to get the job done.


Sounds vaguely familiar.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jul 06, 2017 12:02 am

Oi sayd hokay fer a innervue abowt tha fryin geddy munster rrrrrr
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Re: Did you know?

Postby DavidH » Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:47 am

Interview with who, Neff Yoo?

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:58 am

DavidH wrote:Interview with who, Neff Yoo?

um um um
tha nu memburr hooz naym be Zuanxi , i fink dat how i spell et , rrrr
he ritin a desertashun rrr
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Purple Lil » Sun Jul 09, 2017 5:49 am

Did you knowin a deck of cards the king of hearts is the only king without a moustache

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:08 pm

oi juss fartid
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et wuz a big wun !
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Purple Lil » Sun Jul 16, 2017 5:17 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:oi juss fartid
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et wuz a big wun !


I honestly didn't know that! :haha:

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Purple Lil » Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:54 am

Did you know...

A bear has 42 teeth

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Re: Did you know?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jul 17, 2017 2:45 am

Purple Lil wrote:Did you know...

A bear has 42 teeth

Which bear? Are any of them mine?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Purple Lil » Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:11 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Purple Lil wrote:Did you know...

A bear has 42 teeth

Which bear? Are any of them mine?


Teeth? Or bears?? :confused:

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Re: Did you know?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Jul 22, 2017 12:15 am

Purple Lil wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Purple Lil wrote:Did you know...

A bear has 42 teeth

Which bear? Are any of them mine?


Teeth? Or bears?? :confused:

Teeth. I'm missing a few.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Purple Lil » Sat Jul 22, 2017 12:50 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Purple Lil wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Which bear? Are any of them mine?


Teeth? Or bears?? :confused:

Teeth. I'm missing a few.


Ah! Well you'll have to ask the bears.

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Re: Did you know?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:44 am

Did you know?

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line and run as long possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound. Your test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start!

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Re: Did you know?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:28 am

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Did you know?

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line and run as long possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound. Your test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start!



Fake news. It's impossible to complete a lap when traveling in a straight line.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."


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