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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby black bart » Mon May 23, 2011 6:31 am

...these new-fangled carbon fibre peg legs:

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon May 23, 2011 11:05 pm

...my baby-mama, and one more for me.


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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun May 29, 2011 7:39 pm

...coz i 2 buzzy wunin 2 tha kandee stor.


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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby DavidH » Mon May 30, 2011 5:07 am

...he's a bad-tempered old bugger.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby daftbeaker » Mon May 30, 2011 5:17 am

that putting 'quantum' in front of anything for sale is a way to attract gullible idiots.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby DavidH » Mon May 30, 2011 5:20 am

... not slit granny's throat with them. It's cruel. Buy a new one.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:44 pm

. . . get ready to make an appearance on "16 And Pregnɑnt".

His power level is . . .

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jul 09, 2017 5:14 pm

DavidH wrote:... not slit granny's throat with them. It's cruel. Buy a new one.

Darling, I love you so much I could ...


lit ye owt wiffowt a leesh
din ye kan snuff alla stuff ya wawnt
an pee an poo effywarrz
an chaze tha wabbitz
an an um
skurlz an an
lanlubber watz
an
stuff

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

et tyme 4 a ....
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Purple Lil » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:38 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:. . . get ready to make an appearance on "16 And Pregnɑnt".

His power level is . . .


Running a bit low, he needs a new battery.

Let's go sing and....

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:32 pm

fro fings et irk

Irk A lurk rrrrrr
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:18 am

Ye gods, that's not a banana, ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:59 pm

ya godda digg sum hose an burwy dem rrrr
den ya git lotsa limin tweez rrr

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby DavidH » Sun Sep 17, 2017 4:51 am

Must have passed out.

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:42 pm

Twitter feed, and despair.

All good things must ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Complete the catchphrase

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:34 pm

... it's probably too expensive for any of us normal people.

You can lead an old dog to a rolling stone with two birds on it ...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."


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