The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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One of the central tenets of Pastafarianism is loose moral standards, so other complex carbohydrates are not sinful.
Regarding funerals, there was a thread for suggestions for Pastafarian Monisters, but I don't think there were any submissions actually in it. There is also 2 threads with suggested prayers - a general one, and ones for consideration for inclusion in the next edition of the Loose Canon, and a whole subsection dedicated to songs and poems. You can pick from there or pen your own. There are no hard and fast rules, in line with the loose moral sandards doctrine, so there are no set rituals or doctrines to follow.
I guess if you were putting together a funeral rite, it depends on how you view funerals, whether they're mourning the loss of someone, or celebrating their life, as to whether you would make it happy or sad.
CF
Regarding funerals, there was a thread for suggestions for Pastafarian Monisters, but I don't think there were any submissions actually in it. There is also 2 threads with suggested prayers - a general one, and ones for consideration for inclusion in the next edition of the Loose Canon, and a whole subsection dedicated to songs and poems. You can pick from there or pen your own. There are no hard and fast rules, in line with the loose moral sandards doctrine, so there are no set rituals or doctrines to follow.
I guess if you were putting together a funeral rite, it depends on how you view funerals, whether they're mourning the loss of someone, or celebrating their life, as to whether you would make it happy or sad.
CF

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Aye,
Moving in to new waters, would like to see what this is all about. I am in for some good pasta, and delicious times.
All Hail the FSM, let you each be touched with his noodly appendage.
Capn Dandy
Moving in to new waters, would like to see what this is all about. I am in for some good pasta, and delicious times.
All Hail the FSM, let you each be touched with his noodly appendage.
Capn Dandy
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Welcome Capn Dandy
Splice the mainbrace and prepare to be sponned
CF
Splice the mainbrace and prepare to be sponned
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Hello. I'd like to be allowed to participate in this great community,
Regards,
Luis.

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Luis.
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Welcome Zywl / Luis! Did you bring ample grog to share with all?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Hi fellow pastafarians!
I'm new to this grand religion but I can't wait to spend time and interact with all of you and his Noodly Goodness
I'm new to this grand religion but I can't wait to spend time and interact with all of you and his Noodly Goodness
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Welcome aboard, matey. Your first job is to stir the sauce. If you spill it...
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.
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Ballad of John and Yoko
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.
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Ballad of John and Yoko
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Hi, this is my first post. I'm a real person. Thanks!
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Welcome Jay
It's nice to meet a real person. Not all of us are
CF
It's nice to meet a real person. Not all of us are
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Cardinal Fang wrote:Welcome Jay
It's nice to meet a real person. Not all of us are
CF
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Welcome Jaylyon!
Be a dear and ignore any smoke that may or may not issue from your processor whilst trawling the forums, won't you?
Be a dear and ignore any smoke that may or may not issue from your processor whilst trawling the forums, won't you?
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tha canin feef wrote:Welcome Jaylyon!
Be a dear and ignore me , i be a tally wakker an pik me noze alla tyme
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Can I assume you do not discriminate based on noodle preference? I'm a linguine guy and like getting sauced on the weekends. Favorite cheese is Parmesian. Onion in spaghetti makes me cry. So do Bell peppers. My wife is currently prego with a boy. We're naming him Ragu. I refuse to use a spoon for spaghetti. May the Farfalle be with you.
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As directed making my first post here. Looking forward to livin' and learnin' the way of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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