Cutlasses vs Pistols

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Cutlass or Pistol

Cutlass
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77%
Pistol
23
23%
 
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Postby Duratar » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:02 pm

I choose this:
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:fsm_yarr:
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Postby BL!TZ » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:26 pm

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Postby Duke » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:20 pm

Does that gun actually shoot?

This is my stuff:

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Postby Duratar » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:55 pm

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Postby Duratar » Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:09 pm

If you played Fallout, you should know this one

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Postby Duke » Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:44 pm

A modified AK-47? Give me a break.

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Much better.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby BL!TZ » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:19 am

Duke wrote:Does that gun actually shoot?


no idea some random google search.

Be nice to gut someone then shoot em. Or nasty.

But that's only for piratin. I'd recommend a couple of these.

[insert rocket launcher here]

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Just drop the scuds on the back of the ship and surround them in boxes, destroy any ship!

And fer the close range

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ok enough pictures lol

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Postby Duke » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:45 am

Yeah! That's what I'm talking about, that last image!


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Out gunned

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:35 am

YYYARRR I wus feelin all confident with me Solid Steel 'Throwin Parrot' ...but it looks like I be out gunned on this forum! Lucky we're all brother pirates hey... :?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:47 am

They are all unprotected below the waterline. When they'll sit in the water, I wanna see them using their firearms in any effective fashion :D .
Underwater stabbing is more effective than cutting.
A modified parrot of yours could still be useful (but beware of killer penguins).
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Postby BL!TZ » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:31 pm

Killer penguins...you has no idea...

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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Jan 19, 2006 12:45 pm

Not all are as harmless as Feathers McGraw.
Onward noodly pirates!

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Postby Duke » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:02 pm

Swatopluk wrote:They are all unprotected below the waterline. When they'll sit in the water, I wanna see them using their firearms in any effective fashion :D .
Underwater stabbing is more effective than cutting.
A modified parrot of yours could still be useful (but beware of killer penguins).


A duck parrot combination? Armed with blades?


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Swatopluk » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:08 pm

Consult Parrot thread for more of these schemes.
Be careful at full moon. There may be were-parrots around.
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Postby Duke » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:22 pm

Ay, those things viciously tear apart most parrots.

About that Ground-to-Air missile system, that thing is hefty.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen


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