Thou shalt be free to make graven images of anything that is on Earth or above or below if thou hast the ability.
Thou shalt seek to add to and improve the Word as long as such improvements and changes are inspired by the Noodley One.
RAmen.
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oh pooh. its rammstein. not rammstien.
well...
thou shalt not listen to those that cannot sing, but still manage to get top 40.
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oh pooh. its rammstein. not rammstien.
well...
thou shalt not listen to those that cannot sing, but still manage to get top 40.
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pnutcat wrote:May I respectfully suggest:
"Thou shalt not nom of the peanuts upon the bar, for they haveth poo upon them (allegedly)."
lmao, that's good
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Thou shall not taketh thine brothers socks and blame the dryer for their disappearance lest ye be subject to two hours covered in cooking oil and sitting in a steam room.
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Thou shalt 

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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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I'd like to submit this, but have no idea where else to put it.
The Two "Essential Tennets" of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (I'm not too particular about this title, but it's the most religiousy meaning for "Requirements" that I can come up with)
1Ye must remember the image of His noodley goodness 2and know that He likes to mess with your head.
Challenge anyone to close their eyes and describe the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the 1st requirement is met, then ask them what they know about what he likes to do, and the 2nd requirement is met. That person is now a member of the CotFSM. :D
The Two "Essential Tennets" of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (I'm not too particular about this title, but it's the most religiousy meaning for "Requirements" that I can come up with)
1Ye must remember the image of His noodley goodness 2and know that He likes to mess with your head.
Challenge anyone to close their eyes and describe the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the 1st requirement is met, then ask them what they know about what he likes to do, and the 2nd requirement is met. That person is now a member of the CotFSM. :D
Praise be upon the Prime Purveyor of Pasta Perfection, may He touch you with His Noodley Appendage and Slather you with Savory Sacred Sauce as you gaze into His Majestically Monstrous Meatballs.
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We'll consider it Sai, possibly for Suggestions
Check out an official Pastafarian holy book, the Loose Canon: http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/
"With Him, All Things are Pasta-Bowl."
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"With Him, All Things are Pasta-Bowl."
-ProvHerbs 3:35
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