Black Bart you must be a very good actor to play a young pirate. With your ginger beard and stupid haircut you would be very well cast as a member of the Wurzels but a dashing young pirate I think not.
I am a cider drinker I drink it all of the time. Well I can't drink Rum as you nicked it you varmint.
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Duke
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How are ye gonna have time fer yer piratin'?
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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Friday
Capn's log Yarr date 24.2.76
FRIDAY...YYYAAARRRRR!!!!!
FRIDAY...YYYAAARRRRR!!!!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Pancake Day
Capns log yarr date 28.2.1776
YYYYYAAARRRR the crew have given me a petition demandin Pancakes for tea instead o the usual Stew and biscuits. Where will it all end...they'll be wantin Easter eggs made o chocolate next instead o the usual pulped weavil and sawdust!
YYYYYAAARRRR the crew have given me a petition demandin Pancakes for tea instead o the usual Stew and biscuits. Where will it all end...they'll be wantin Easter eggs made o chocolate next instead o the usual pulped weavil and sawdust!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Yer crew gets weavils? Aren't they the lucky ones, eh?
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
1.3.06
Should Oi call me Ship the Arghhhrl-bino 9000, followin' the new poop/paint job?
What's worse, me gunner decided to slip a laxative in the scraps we've been throwin the albatross. Now we have a jet propelled bird....YArrrrr
As punishment, me gunner must stand under the Albatross when he hovers above our decks.
There's nothin like a bit of guano coverin' for punishment.
Should Oi call me Ship the Arghhhrl-bino 9000, followin' the new poop/paint job?
What's worse, me gunner decided to slip a laxative in the scraps we've been throwin the albatross. Now we have a jet propelled bird....YArrrrr
As punishment, me gunner must stand under the Albatross when he hovers above our decks.
There's nothin like a bit of guano coverin' for punishment.
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Yarrr date: Boyo's Day.06
Arrr! Piratin' be slow at the moment, so Oi's set meself up with a little snack-sellin' business in Portsmouth. Albatross-a-la-wafers be a speciality:
Cap'n's log Supplemental: Garrr! If one more swab asks me what flavour the albatross be, Oi'll swing fer 'em (with me 'ook arm)...
Arrr! Piratin' be slow at the moment, so Oi's set meself up with a little snack-sellin' business in Portsmouth. Albatross-a-la-wafers be a speciality:
Cap'n's log Supplemental: Garrr! If one more swab asks me what flavour the albatross be, Oi'll swing fer 'em (with me 'ook arm)...
Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always noodles in the air 
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Blubbery
Capn's log Yarr date 1.3.76
Ha harrr I got over the pancake problem by catchin a large whale and gettin Big Brenda to roll all over it - blubber pancakes - yum!
Ha harrr I got over the pancake problem by catchin a large whale and gettin Big Brenda to roll all over it - blubber pancakes - yum!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
2.3.06
Headin south from the Cape. The icy weather has grounded the Albatross from followin us any further...phew!
Oi saw a few spouts in the water though - YArrr they be Moby Dick and friends!!
On closer inspection Oi noticed that one of the whales looked suspiciously like Big Brenda. The lads keep askin' can we harpoon her.
If Bart foinds out that we've speared his beloved, he'll be most upset. We sure could use some meat though...YArrrrr...
Headin south from the Cape. The icy weather has grounded the Albatross from followin us any further...phew!
Oi saw a few spouts in the water though - YArrr they be Moby Dick and friends!!
On closer inspection Oi noticed that one of the whales looked suspiciously like Big Brenda. The lads keep askin' can we harpoon her.
If Bart foinds out that we've speared his beloved, he'll be most upset. We sure could use some meat though...YArrrrr...
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Cap'ns Log: Yarr Date 1692.0
We's be takin' some well earned "Arr & Arr" in Portsmouth. There were a bit o' excitement in Madame Fifi's last night. Some bloke 'oo be looking like a one legged Gregory Peck had lashed himself to Big Brenda and were trying to attack her wi' a hatstand. Ee were shoutin' "With my last breath I spit at thee" an "have at thee whale" an such stuff.
I think Madame Fifi asked him to do it agen next week in her front window.
We's be takin' some well earned "Arr & Arr" in Portsmouth. There were a bit o' excitement in Madame Fifi's last night. Some bloke 'oo be looking like a one legged Gregory Peck had lashed himself to Big Brenda and were trying to attack her wi' a hatstand. Ee were shoutin' "With my last breath I spit at thee" an "have at thee whale" an such stuff.
I think Madame Fifi asked him to do it agen next week in her front window.
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gregory
Capn's log yarr date 3.3.76
Message received from Captain Ahab, stop...
Have sighted the Great White Whale in Portsmouth, stop.
Need a bigger boat! stop.
She be fighting back, half the crew crushed, stop
Why does evryone keep calling me Gregory? stop.
Message received from Captain Ahab, stop...
Have sighted the Great White Whale in Portsmouth, stop.
Need a bigger boat! stop.
She be fighting back, half the crew crushed, stop
Why does evryone keep calling me Gregory? stop.
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expert
Capns log yarr date 3.3.76
Yaarrr I gets a lot of undersea work fer Jaques Cousteau - seein as I be an expert!
Yaarrr I gets a lot of undersea work fer Jaques Cousteau - seein as I be an expert!
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