Canadian Pastafarians Unite!

[rottiluv]

SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

To any non-Canuck reading this, we're just beer drinkin, moose chasen, igloo living, dog sledders.

Yep, nothin to worry about here

[Dr. Otis Lansa]

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[Tansy the Terrible]

Hello there fellow Canucks!

I've just heard about Pastafarianism just this morning. Wonderful stuff! I'm all over it like white on....pasta.
Ran out to Chapters to get the Holy Scriptures but alas, it's not in yet out here... (Oshawa Ontario)

Tansy

[boghog]

Wow... what is it about Oshawa that's attracting Pastafarians?

By my count, there's three that have spoken up now.

And I'm not in Oshawa, but pretty close - you could probably count me as half an Oshawan Pastafarian.

Ain't no party like a Durham Region pasta party!

[Tansy the Terrible]

Well I'm originally from Vancouver B.C. Out there we explain our behaviour by saying "It's the water". (Yeeeaaahhh, water. *not* that funny green stuff... the waaater...)
So maybe out here we can say "It's the sauce"?
Mind you I work in a bar and that somehow just don't sound right.....

[Dr. Otis Lansa]

Welcome aboard Tansy (sorry for the late welcome, you've been busy around the forum already!)

Crew, we are in the presence of an initiate of one of the Holy Occupations...

We need a brewmaster, and I'll start cooking pasta for a living again.

[Tansy the Terrible]

The Holy occupations? Am I then doubly blessed for being a bartender *and* a stripper? Hmmm.... FSM! O how I am a small unimporatnt noodling compared to your great and twisy design....!

[boghog]

We need a brewmaster, and I'll start cooking pasta for a living again.

I've got "brewmaster" covered - I'm saving up bottles for a new batch of the Truth (an amber lager) right now.

(we were watching A Few Good Men the first time we made it - "you want The Truth? You can't handle The Truth!" - yeah, bad joke.)

And I once managed to make a beer that was 13% alcohol.

[Dr. Otis Lansa]

Oh yeah... you still looking for hops?

We need to start up a Pastafarian restaurant/brewpub/strip joint.

With a working beer volcano that rises out of the stage.....

[Tansy the Terrible]

OMFFSM! That gives me total visual.
Girl goes on stage..lights dim..beer volcano rises out of floor..disco ball lights up(*gotta* have a disco ball)..girl showers in beer..men torn beween looking at woman or beer...
Eeeheehee!

[Dr. Otis Lansa]

Aye, there's a club in Calgary that has a Boob Fountain; same idea, on a smaller scale. It usually only comes out when there's multiple dancers on stage.

[boghog]

Oh yeah... you still looking for hops?

Looks like I'm set... Auntie Dee Dee hooked me up with a mail-order place.

[ChowMein]

Hey Vancouverites!
I havn't been back in years,maybe this summer,i hope.I must go up island to visit friends and fambly.
Anyhow, i have a question,is Brickhouse still together?I used to see them in a pub on East Hastings(i think it was Hastings).That was in 1999CE and later that year the pub was closed for some reason.The lead singer(forgot his name)had some massive set of pipes,wow he could sing.
Any news would be appreciated.

[ChowMein]

Hey Doc, I noticed a Rob from Whitby,might be Whitby,Ont.Have you checked on that yet?

[Dr. Otis Lansa]

Haven't checked it out yet. If you find him out, send him over here to say hi and I'll put him on the list.

Lotsa Ontario Pastafarians lately. You crew should have a gathering this summer...