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Church of Pastology

Postby Cap'n Tedward » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:50 pm

Wow, y'all do things different outside of Hollywood....
Here at the local Church of Pastology You're given a simple examination that you can take on the street to evaluate if you NEED the noodly one, then we hook you up to a machine designed to separate the alfredo from the marinara. Through careful interrogation this machine can evaluate your 'Pastan" level, and allow us to guide you through a [lengthy and expensive] process of freeing yourself from your Pastan and becoming a fully actualized member of the Forum.
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