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Postby gaschambergerhart » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:12 pm

Let's see, Alpa....... :shock: .........ANYWAY!

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Postby darren996 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:21 pm

gaschambergerhart wrote:Let's see, Alpa....... :shock: .........ANYWAY!

The person below me can't figure out how to turn on his computer.


TMI! TMI! Why are you wearing Alpaca's underwear?

I've never turned it off.

The person below me doesn't know the number to 911.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:25 pm

I could've sworn it was 543-542-7692, either that or 296-724-5345...


the person below me attempts to read day by day calendars backwards.
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Postby darren996 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:28 pm

Now somebodies gonna call those numbers.

What the hell is a day by day calendar?

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:34 pm

what the hell are warts?

the person below me is going to get mad if we don't stop this pointless bickering.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby darren996 » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:37 pm

What bickering? I am tired of people always accusing me of bickering!!!!

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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:38 pm

The Easter Bunny of DOOM

The person below me dressed up as the same thing, but then had to change after they saw I had the costume on first.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:46 pm

now its the M00SE OF D00M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the person below me often stays awake at night wondering what the elusive M00SE OF D00M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby Duke » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:16 pm

Stay awake about that? No, the M00SE 0F D00M is visible from my window.


The person below me steals political bumper stickers and makes little fires with them.


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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:30 pm

yEa, bt taht gloo fooms r a bt danjerus

The person below me voted for Bush as a joke.
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Postby Duke » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:32 pm

Swashbuckler Saucy wrote:yEa, bt taht gloo fooms r a bt danjerus

The person below me voted for Bush as a joke.


Little did I know what I was getting my self into.

The person below me registered his dog to vote.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:47 pm

but he refused to, so I registered him again, yet he still wouldn't. I keep trying and trying. eventually, half the registred voters didn't vote, as they were my dog.


the person below me thinks karl rove should be president.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby Swashbuckler Saucy » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:58 pm

He should be president of the moon. Send him up there, without a space suit.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:59 pm

I have absorbed everyones essence, as I am the essence of everything, part of all, and all of part. or something.

and I spit.

in great quantity.

the person belows me only wishes he had the great astronomical wisdom of jerry springer.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby Duke » Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:01 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:I have absorbed everyones essence, as I am the essence of everything, part of all, and all of part. or something.

and I spit.

in great quantity.

the person belows me only wishes he had the great astronomical wisdom of jerry springer.


Oh, to be as reasoned as that man...........................


The person below me, when s/he goes in for a check-up, throws apples at his doctor.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen


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