Cutlasses vs Pistols

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Cutlass or Pistol

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Re: Rules

Postby Clifford » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:44 pm

black bart wrote:Arrrr...Havin beaten the pants off Cap'n Feathersword...I challenges ye to a'll ave the cutlass...I'll ave the pistols...we'll walk ten paces away from each other, turn and fire.

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Arr I be havin a bettr plan me hearty. It be includin a numbr o mateys ye be gatherin with ther cutlasses an we be dictatin theyr actions uponst a batlfield.

Hows abouts it ye stinking rose petal? :fsm_yarr:

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Postby tanguerra » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:46 pm

Arrrgh! Ye be a bunch o' lubbers with yer battle fields and yer rooools.

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:20 am

ye non-piratey noobs.
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Postby tanguerra » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:38 am

Yar! Wrong thread matey! I reckon 'noobs' might be a pirate insult? What be a noob, anyways? Be it something scaley or something slimy?

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Postby black bart » Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:03 am be worryin though...we'd best put this sign up in case there are any:


Arrrrrrrrr...that gives me a name for the Silly Name thread:

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Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:05 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum

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Re: Cutlasses vs Pistols

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:03 pm

nef yoo snuked eh an stold yer yummy rum caek!

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Re: Cutlasses vs Pistols

Postby Eniavlys » Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:54 am

Depend on what I'm attacking, the old and nice cutlass when attacking rich but weak tourist. But when you attack a strong, full of weapon big ship with 157 American marines on, I'm thinking the a couple of pirates with pistal is preferable than five pirates with Cutlasses (but yes it's less spectacular i should agree)

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Re: Cutlasses vs Pistols

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:57 pm

Chance-Vought F7-U Cutlass.

Cutlass > pistol.

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Re: Cutlasses vs Pistols

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:39 pm

Yarrrgh! Be that a cutlass on yer tar, Mac, or arrrgh ye jest glad t'see us?
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