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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:15 pm

One of the central tenets of Pastafarianism is loose moral standards, so other complex carbohydrates are not sinful.

Regarding funerals, there was a thread for suggestions for Pastafarian Monisters, but I don't think there were any submissions actually in it. There is also 2 threads with suggested prayers - a general one, and ones for consideration for inclusion in the next edition of the Loose Canon, and a whole subsection dedicated to songs and poems. You can pick from there or pen your own. There are no hard and fast rules, in line with the loose moral sandards doctrine, so there are no set rituals or doctrines to follow.

I guess if you were putting together a funeral rite, it depends on how you view funerals, whether they're mourning the loss of someone, or celebrating their life, as to whether you would make it happy or sad.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Capn Dandy » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:40 am

Aye,

Moving in to new waters, would like to see what this is all about. I am in for some good pasta, and delicious times.

All Hail the FSM, let you each be touched with his noodly appendage.

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:51 pm

Welcome Capn Dandy

Splice the mainbrace and prepare to be sponned

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Zywl » Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:07 pm

Hello. I'd like to be allowed to participate in this great community, :nefyoobash:

Regards,

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Postby dukes » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:20 pm

Welcome Zywl / Luis! Did you bring ample grog to share with all?
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:11 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Box » Mon Mar 05, 2018 12:18 am

Hi fellow pastafarians!
I'm new to this grand religion but I can't wait to spend time and interact with all of you and his Noodly Goodness

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Postby dukes » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:38 am

Welcome aboard, matey. Your first job is to stir the sauce. If you spill it...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby jaylyon » Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:22 pm

Hi, this is my first post. I'm a real person. Thanks!

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Tue Mar 13, 2018 1:52 pm

Welcome Jay

It's nice to meet a real person. Not all of us are

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Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:33 am

Cardinal Fang wrote:Welcome Jay

It's nice to meet a real person. Not all of us are

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I'm not.

Welcome, Jay!
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Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:37 pm

Welcome Jaylyon!
Be a dear and ignore any smoke that may or may not issue from your processor whilst trawling the forums, won't you?

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:30 pm

tha canin feef wrote:Welcome Jaylyon!
Be a dear and ignore me , i be a tally wakker an pik me noze alla tyme
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Noodles » Tue Mar 20, 2018 6:21 pm

Can I assume you do not discriminate based on noodle preference? I'm a linguine guy and like getting sauced on the weekends. Favorite cheese is Parmesian. Onion in spaghetti makes me cry. So do Bell peppers. My wife is currently prego with a boy. We're naming him Ragu. I refuse to use a spoon for spaghetti. May the Farfalle be with you.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 3 Putt Nightmare » Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:29 pm

As directed making my first post here. Looking forward to livin' and learnin' the way of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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