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SpaghettiSawUs
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Postby SpaghettiSawUs » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:03 pm

^Plays the spoons while rodgering oyster-catchers in the rain
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:09 pm

^Formulated The Theory of Relativity weeks before Einstein, only to have it eaten by the dog.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

I devoured my 'good' twin in utero

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Postby MPTrooper » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:51 pm

^ has "Spoon!" as a catch phrase
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:55 pm

^Once ate three out dated M.R.E.s at a sitting and spent twelve hours thinking he was Winston Churchill
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



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Postby SpaghettiSawUs » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:14 pm

^was a stowaway on board Enola Gay and almost parachuted when the bomb-bay doors opened
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:29 pm

^ In high school was voted most likely to fritter away his life making obscure (but funny) jokes on the Internet.
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Postby MPTrooper » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:32 pm

^Insulted Chuck Norris and lived
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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:30 pm

^is actually comprised of millions of krill working in unison to mimic the human form in an effort to learn more about our species.
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Postby MPTrooper » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:45 pm

^ Is going to join the krill collective
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:56 pm

^has a rational fear of baleen whales
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Postby ken worley » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:47 pm

^Has an even more rational fear of Wayleen Bayles, after a trailer-park one-night-stand, following which, he never called.
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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:54 pm

^accidentally created 56 of the Heinz 57 sauces in his bathtub while masturbating to a picture of Cloris Leachman.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:07 pm

^his Avatar photo isn't actually a picture of him.
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Postby MPTrooper » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:26 pm

^ When the moon hit's his eye like a big pizza pie he gets annoyed
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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:30 pm

^ fills his shoes with moonbeams and dances with the choir




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