Are there any pirates in Iowa

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Are there any pirates in Iowa

Postby football127875 » Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:00 am

Hi I am new here and I really hope I am posting this in the right spot, but if there are any Iowans out there let me know I am not the only pirate out here.

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Re: Are there any pirates in Iowa

Postby holytoast » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:22 pm

There are pirates in Iowa! I know several in Des Moines. Where are the rest of you? I want to start a church here! :fsm_float:

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Re: Are there any pirates in Iowa

Postby IreTea » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:13 pm

I'm in Iowa, a few miles away from Clinton, a thirty minute-ish drive from Davenport.
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