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Re: Did you know?

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Dec 31, 2014 6:35 pm

Did you know I'm home?

Also, snowboarding isn't as difficult as it looks, you just stand on the glorified tea tray and shove the pointy end downhill before diving away when it crashes.

Other people suggested strapping myself to the board and learning to turn but I wasn't falling for that nonsense.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby DavidH » Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:20 pm

Use Superglue, db. :haha:

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:44 pm

Dud ye noe et b me burfday ?
HOORAH FUR ME rrrrrrrrrr :lurk:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Apr 08, 2016 6:11 pm

Dare no piggys inna hamburger !
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Re: Did you know?

Postby DavidH » Wed Apr 13, 2016 7:29 am

DYKT there are more aeroplanes under the sea than there are ships in the sky?

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:01 pm

Dare no springs inna spring roll !
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:41 am

Child psychologists aren't children.
Multiple murderers are usually only one person.
Blacksmiths are often Caucasian.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:56 pm

Um, dud ye noe dat gurl duks r cawld duks an' wen dey in luv wiff boy duks dey duk ?
:love: :lurk:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:35 pm

dyk?

dare noe eigs inna eigplant?! :confused:rrrrrrr
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:09 pm

i gunna pway poss tag wiff Erwik tha cannon feef fur effer an effer :zen: rrrrrr
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:58 pm

dud ye noe dat ewik a big fat pantz on fyer ?
he sayd he b a hi skool stooodint
an den later he poit 42 yeers ole on tha burthday fing
ye kant beleef eny fing he says
cos he pants on fyer alla tyme
rrrrrrrrrrr

but he helpin me git me poss kount hup ! :fsm_rock:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:31 pm

DId you know?

A city in Vermont spent a few thousand on a machine designed to bore through the rubble of collapsed concrete buildings.

For more than a year after they bought it, that city didn't HAVE any concrete buildings.

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:36 pm

did ye noe stay fursty erik gunna steel loose canins inna june ?
he me nu bess fren ?
iz et june yit stay fursty erwik ?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:54 pm

Did you know?
I'm not aware of whether Nef Yoo is aware that I'm not aware of what he's posting because I'm not reading them.
Just thought that was an interesting conundrum.

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:57 pm

dat stayfurstyericpeepeesongjoocelivernancybuttlicking22
got lotsa tyme onna hiz hans ta
pose soooo much durn skool ourz ?
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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