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by Detective TurtleHolmes
Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:05 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 25660
Views: 4008427

Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Last for-the-record-I'm-making-salad-tonight-and-can-cook-rather-well Post. Finished my last assignment for my schooling. Two exams remaining. They aren't a worry. Also got a friend to buy me a Nerf gun today (I'm paying her back, and didn't buy it myself because I can't get to the toy shop). Prepar...
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:29 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8627
Views: 1877662

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Yaargh, can oi join ze Axis ove Weevil? Oi've got me own mon'cle an' everyfin!
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:28 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 25660
Views: 4008427

Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Last Post after getting my suit for my formal. Will post pictures eventually.
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:56 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2123
Views: 759691

Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

That be a fearsum thort, fer shore.

:shocked:
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:16 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What's The Last Movie You Saw?
Replies: 2807
Views: 646237

Re: What's The Last Movie You Saw?

Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny - It was okay. Nothing fantastic, but obviously Jack Black was made for the role. Ben Stiller was good in the small role he did. Kyle Gass was annoying. There's this metal riff at the end played by Satan, and it's pretty cool. EDIT: To prevent double post. I just finish...
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:40 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2123
Views: 759691

Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Guardid by pitbulls? :haha:
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:53 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
Replies: 3841
Views: 858405

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

We didn't have gravel, that was for the rich families. All we had was used poop. And we were grateful for it!!! Used poo! Luxury! We had used camel poop! And they'd been eating only prunes for six weeks prior! Myth: Busted! snopes.com Variations: A March 2009 version (circulated with an MP3 recordi...
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:45 am
Forum: Temple of the Prophets
Topic: Scott the Pirate Custom Title Poll
Replies: 22
Views: 28310

Re: Scott the Pirate Custom Title Poll

I don't like to say, but I'm the mild-mannered alter ego of a guy you may have heard of.
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:52 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2123
Views: 759691

Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Yarr, this moight jus' lure the fiery lass out agin!
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:48 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Quote out of context
Replies: 2476
Views: 536118

Re: Quote out of context

For I am Det. TH, the handy roaming amoeba!
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:47 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
Replies: 3841
Views: 858405

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Back when I was a wee tacker, my dad used to beat me to death and then send me to school! We had to work for twenty-nine hours a day licking gravel until it was clean!
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:06 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
Replies: 3841
Views: 858405

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Ubi Dubius wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:
S'presso wrote: :lol:
"Something with flashlights"?
DTH's searchlight game?


Nah, he's not Canadian.
How could nobody in the world have played this game?! It was like a staple for my childhood!
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:28 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 25660
Views: 4008427

Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

You didn't declare it, so that post is invalid.

I'm writing an essay about the future of robotics right now. My contention? That without Asimov's three laws overshadowing them, the world would fall to darkness. And this is my last assignment. Best. Sendoff. Ever.

Last Post. (See? Declared.)
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:56 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Upcoming Films...
Replies: 221
Views: 109164

Re: Upcoming Films...

:facewall: :facewall: :facewall:

Sigh. Men in Black 3 might be okay.
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:11 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
Replies: 311
Views: 93110

Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

I find it admirable that a lady of your advanced age can still find joy in dressing up what is obviously a grandchild's toy.

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