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by Ham Nox
Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:30 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Would somebody mind answering a few questions?
Replies: 63
Views: 55236

Re: Would somebody mind answering a few questions?

I mean, religion-wise, other than the promise of a beer volcano and stripper factory in an afterlife, what else does the FSM offer its devotees? Tolerance. Noodly goodness. Entertainment. Humor. Flimsy moral standards. Fridays off. Complete lack of bloodspilling holy wars. An explanation for the th...
by Ham Nox
Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:38 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: 7 ways not to make Top Ramen
Replies: 23
Views: 57503

Re: 7 ways not to make Top Ramen

WTC? Who said ye can't mix chicken and beef flav'rin? Me lil' brudder do it all the time! As far as ways to not make Top Ramen, I only have one piece of advice: Do NOT let your grandmother buy a ton of boxes of Ramen and leave them in the kitchen for a few years before breaking them out to make a bo...
by Ham Nox
Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:20 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: find a pirate name
Replies: 122
Views: 85517

Re: find a pirate name

The site dubbed me Cap'n Ramona Blackbeard

But me name already be Ham Aureus of the Nox
by Ham Nox
Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:16 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Cast Your Vote for the FSM!!
Replies: 36
Views: 54649

Re: Cast Your Vote for the FSM!!

I believe that if people were more aware that Pastafarism is an actual religion and it should be spread out worldwide that this is NOT a college prank as it is claimed to be. BUT a belief that a flying spaghetti monster created everything and pirates are sole believers of this unique and misunderst...
by Ham Nox
Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:46 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Flying Spaghetti Monster: The Movie
Replies: 62
Views: 50240

Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster: The Movie

Pardon me, but if I could make a suggestion? I think I'd like to see the Original Mosey as one of the 7 pastafarians in heaven. He would be an interesting character to flesh out, and a useful tool for propelling the story forward. Perhaps Mosey is the one who says the prayer asks everyone their life...
by Ham Nox
Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:51 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: anyone in Utah???
Replies: 4
Views: 6045

Re: anyone in Utah???

This humble pirate be from the Utahn state as well. Salt Lake, Cottonwood Heights area.
by Ham Nox
Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:58 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7673
Views: 3281521

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Holy Pirates! I think I might have to start taking my religion seriously now... FOR I HAS JOINED THE FORUM!!! (Ugh, my attempt to use 'cute' verb tenses sends my innate grammar sense firing in overdrive *wince*) The FAQ quite kindly reminded me that pastafarianism was never intended to be anti-relig...

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