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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby ChowMein » Sat Nov 05, 2016 1:13 pm

Nancy has filled in his location ... dude , there's no point now , you should have filled out everything at the start, so you would have had a better cover in the first place .

Try a new one , let's see how long the next one takes to discover .

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Sat Nov 05, 2016 1:35 pm

Monobaz wrote:Beloved Pirate Eric, show a little discernment and listen. You haven’t worked with anyone. I doubt you have the capacity to do so in any meaningful way. More to the point you have worked against everybody. It is no wonder you have few if any friends here but it is obvious your uncooperative and destructive nature prevents anyone from wanting to work with you. Your perpetual interference hinders delivery of the Loose Canon Second Edition and alienates you from the dedicated members of the Olive Garden Council and casual forum members alike. Your actions have turned many against you. Did you know there is no project here that involves you? Enough of your delusions! Please take responsibility for your actions, resist the ways of Beelzebub and leave us in peace. How pitiful you are.


This is exactly right. Don't expect him to get it though. He always thinks he is working to make things happen by pissing people off. I know him well. This isn't the only time he does crap like this. You hit the nail on the head Monobaz. Just don't expect him to get it. He is an aggro.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Nov 05, 2016 2:37 pm

uhuh uhuh uhuh :lol:

ye till im unca nancy :moon:

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

hyuk :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby ChowMein » Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:16 pm

Ye lot realize that a response of any kind feeds a troll what it wants . :whip:
But since no one else seems to be around much these days , this is a means to get our post counts up . :haha: arr

Keep 'em coming buttlicker :moon: , ye ain't been banned again yet . :confused: ARRRRRRRGHHHH!

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Monobaz » Sat Nov 05, 2016 5:38 pm

buttlicking22 wrote:.............This is exactly right. Don't expect him to get it though. He always thinks he is working to make things happen by pissing people off. I know him well. This isn't the only time he does crap like this. You hit the nail on the head Monobaz. Just don't expect him to get it. He is an aggro.


You know yourself well Eric.
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Nov 05, 2016 5:42 pm

Doant lissen 2 'im Uncca Nancy

we gunna maek losta munny sellin alla dem buuks .......

rrrrrr
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Nov 05, 2016 5:48 pm

Poast nummer free fouwsend too hunnred an' twenny seven..........
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Nov 05, 2016 5:50 pm

Poast nummer free fouwsend too hunnred an' twenny ate..........
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Nov 05, 2016 6:01 pm

hoboy , hoboy .................

....i mite b Site Admin sooon .....
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby ChowMein » Sat Nov 05, 2016 7:30 pm

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby Errol_Fin » Sun Nov 06, 2016 5:32 am

What? Nef's going to be an Admin?

Things must be bad!
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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Thu Jan 05, 2017 10:38 pm

The Dark Noodle wrote:Here is the list of included works, as stated by Eric on facebook before the account was deleted, are as follows:

    Captains
    by Aba Sababa

    The Tale o' Pirate Lass Pici
    by Alien Soda Jerk

    The Revelations of Auntie Dee Dee
    by Auntie Dee Dee

    The Announcement Regarding the Afterlife
    by Auntie Dee Dee & Solipsy

    A Reading From the Book of Fusilli
    by David D.

    First Letter From Edd to the Forum Members
    by Edd

    Second Letter From Edd to the Forum Members
    by Edd

    First Letter From Edd to the Slackers
    by Edd

    First Letter From Edd to the Partiers
    by Edd

    First Letter From Edd to the Infalliable
    by Edd

    The Pastalamentations of Father Jerome
    by Fini

    The Book of Thinly-Vieled Modern Practice Agreements
    by Ham Nox

    The Acts of the Apastals
    by Ichiban Bach

    The Book of Jeff
    by Jeff

    The Correspondence of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee and the Leaders of Hillel
    by Jeff

    The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Googlists
    by Jeff

    The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Googlists
    by Jeff

    The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Rutgers Campus Crusade for Christ
    by Jeff

    Of the Order of Saint MacAroni and the Holy Pilgrimage
    by Paul

    The Story of the FSM and the Eastern Pirates
    by Pious Pirate & Pedantic Pastrian Priest

    Third Announcement Regarding Canonical Belief
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Book of Ruthie
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Torahtellini Part 1
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Torahtellini Part 2
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Tale of Dave and Kyodai
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    Darwin's Purge
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Rigatoni Veda
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    An Exorcism Ritual: A Catechism of the Rutgers Pastafarians
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    The Epistle of Roderick the Purser to the Orthodox Crew
    by Platypus Enthusiast

    Final Thoughts from Olive Garden Council-members
    by Platypus Enthusiast & Qwertyuiopasd

    The Book of Fearsome Pirate Pete
    by Qwertyuiopasd

    Teachings of Lao Mein
    by Qwertyuiopasd

    Qwertyuiopasd's Letter to the Evangelists
    by Qwertyuiopasd

    The UnDoctrine of Sh!t
    by Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie

    The Book of Linguini
    by Roland Deschain

    Penne and the Art of Pasta Making
    by Roland Deschain

    The Twelve Pastas of Rigatonicles -Peista
    by Roland Deschain

    The Bowls of the FSM's Irration
    by Snacky

    Proclamations of the Councils of Olive Garden
    by Solipsy

    A Pasta's Creed as passed to Solipsy
    by Solipsy

    The Book of Solipsy
    by Solipsy

    Muellers 1
    by Solipsy

    Muellers 2
    by Solipsy

    Revelations of St. Jason
    by St. Jason

    A Tale of Noodlehisattva
    by St. Jason

    A Ritual For the Preparation and Consumption of Spaghetti
    by St. Jason

    The Other Myth of Creation
    by St. Jason

    The Letter of Tristan the Martyr to the Future Generations
    by Tristan

If Eric continues to refuse to comply with the wishes of many of the included authors, and those of The Council of The Olive Garden, I suggest that one of the affected authors, preferably based in the US, acts as an agent for the rest and collates the relevant statements and submits the copyright infringement claim on behalf of the group.

Eric claims to have written statements from all of the above and says he will produce them in the event of a copyright infringement claim, as it is very clear from the comments of many of the included authors that no such genuine documents exist, Eric will also open himself up to a prosecution for perjury should he chose to defend the claim on that basis.

As I am not in the US I am happy for one of the other authors to act as an agent on my behalf and I will provide the relevant sworn documentation to support the claim and authorise the agent.


Eric do you really want to go down this path or will you cease publication of your unauthorised (In)complete Loose Canon?


Some of those have already been removed.

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Thu Jan 05, 2017 10:47 pm

These works have been removed from the Loose Canon by Eric Whitfield:

First Letter From Edd to the Forum Members
by Edd

Second Letter From Edd to the Forum Members
by Edd

First Letter From Edd to the Slackers
by Edd

First Letter From Edd to the Partiers
by Edd

First Letter From Edd to the Infalliable
by Edd

The Book of Fearsome Pirate Pete
by Qwertyuiopasd

Teachings of Lao Mein
by Qwertyuiopasd

Qwertyuiopasd's Letter to the Evangelists
by Qwertyuiopasd

The UnDoctrine of Sh!t
by Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie

Final Thoughts from Olive Garden Council-members
by Platypus Enthusiast & Qwertyuiopasd

Revelations of St. Jason
by St. Jason

A Tale of Noodlehisattva
by St. Jason

A Ritual For the Preparation and Consumption of Spaghetti
by St. Jason

The Other Myth of Creation
by St. Jason

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby buttlicking22 » Thu Jan 05, 2017 10:55 pm

WARNING: Eric Whitfield plans to publish the Loose Canon in June 2017. He is going to include works from the 16 authors listed below. Please get in contact with as many of these authors as you can. Make sure that they contact Russell Eric Whitfield to withdraw their permission to be included in the Loose Canon. Eric Whitfield has huge plans with his June 2017 publication of the Loose Canon. You guys need to get off your ass and do everything in your power to stop him. The third time is a charm and Eric Whitfield doesn't mess around. If at first he doesn't succeed then he tries, tries and tries again. If you guys don't stop him then I don't think anybody can. Please contact all 16 of these authors ASAP. We only have until June 2017 to stop Eric Whitfield.

1. Aba Sababa
2. Alien Soda Jerk
3.Auntie Dee Dee
4. David D.
5. Fini
6. Ham Nox
7. Ichiban Bach
8. Jeff
9. Paul
10. Pious Pirate
11. Pedantic Pastrian Priest
12. Platypus Enthusiast
13. Roland Deschain
14. Snacky
15. Solipsy
16. Tristan

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Re: Fake 2nd edition

Postby DaveL » Thu Jan 05, 2017 11:06 pm

Bring it!

Eric Whitfield will be treated accordingly by the broader Pasatafarian community, if he attempts to do so.

Perhaps you can forward the name of the publisher, so the real Pastafarian community can contact the publisher about plagiarism issues.

You appear to have advanced knowledge of this - are you endorsing it?
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