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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:03 am

Unfortunately for Uther, Wombat has joined most of the Aussie wildlife as a road casualty.

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Wearing the tasteful slippers, I throw increasingly accurate road signs at the next poster.

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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:19 am

Our Cane Toads [feral] which we all try and run over are bigger than wombats!
Reminds Tigger as an 'onorary Aussie-in-residence that we love our native wildlife here...
...passes complimentary sample packs of Emu and Kangaroo steaks to next poster...
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Re: Catch!

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:15 am

sizzle...they go luverly with thee shrimps...good onya...

throws a cane toad road kill frisbee at the next poster.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:54 am

Catches Bart's roadkill... it's about as stuffed as these fine Bufo marinus specimen...
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More useful gifts for someone who has everything...

Remembers young bro used to smoke the skins... rolls and lights up, inhales deeply and passes to next poster...
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Re: Catch!

Postby farfalla » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:28 am

thankee from a yankee, Ravi ----

enhale... choke, gagg :drunk:
remembering other interesting inhales

in memory grab a banana and throw the peel....
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:12 pm

Catches [magic] peel and instantly transforms into a giant ape atop the Empire State Building. While enjoying all the pretty lights, swats and captures a small plane that's bugging me and throws to next poster...
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Re: Catch!

Postby bacon » Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:37 am

Wonders what that object is coming at me so quickly and realizes it is plane. Quickly puts up my small Wile E Coyote umbrella and braces for impact. Plane misses me (thank you Acme) and continues towards the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:01 am

Somehow get blown into the cockpit of the plane where I strugle with the joystick to gain control. On landing I discover that my mad manouvres have won the Red Bull Air Race... the prize is a lifetime supply of their product which I carelessly leave unattended...
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:06 pm

RED BULL
Now you're speaking my language (Addiction)

* I gather up all the Red Bull and withdraw from the game*

* Next poster to start things going again*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Julius Aurora » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:43 am

*Catches . . . . *

Oh, nothing to catch. Throws a :shellfish: at the next poster.
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Re: Catch!

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:01 pm

Crabfat, lovely :idiot: I'll use it to grease glassware joints.

I throw the next poster a copy of that classic 1948 text Vacuum Manipulation of Volatile Compounds.
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Re: Catch!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:51 am

"Wot's this book on yer coffee table, Roy?" I ask.
"Oh that... it wasn't the sort of 'vacuum manipulation' I was thinking about."

Quietly leaves book to next poster to determine the origin of those suspicious stains...
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Re: Catch!

Postby Uther » Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:01 am

Wow!

Wowee wow wow......"Vacuum Manipulation of Volatile Compounds"

Brings back happy memories of days "In the Lab" making lovely over-proof hooch with gentle(40 degC) distillation under vacuum. Pictures of Quick Fit adaptors and tubes of silicone grease quite evocative...*Sigh*

*Assemble a "Quick Fit" distillation set up in 33 seconds (with my eyes shut)*
*Throw 250 ml of EtOH 60% v/v to next poster*
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Re: Catch!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:56 pm

Excellent! Just what I needed to remove the greasy residue left on the hob by the oven cleaner!

*Passes out from the fumes but not before throwing the manky cleaning cloth at the next poster*

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Re: Catch!

Postby bacon » Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:09 pm

Ewwwwwwwwwwww! I'll just through this into the next batch of fish hed stoo, it will probably improve the flavor.

Tosses a bowl of stoo to the next poster.
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