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Duke
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Postby Duke » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:08 pm

I do it in car paint, too, to make sure it's noticed.

The person below me lives in the sky.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby MPTrooper » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:57 pm

No. I don't take drugs hippy.

The person below me has yet to enter an extended and heated debate with me. (If so, what the hell is your problem? I'm snuggly like a kitten...made of broken rusted conservative glass.)

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Postby Duke » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:22 am

I haven't yet.................. But watch your back. :D

The person below me went on a clapping spree.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby bubblegumgirl » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:46 am

I couldn't help myself, once i started it was impossible to stop.

The person below me is an expert on the mould content of Blue Cheese.
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Postby Duke » Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:05 am

You see, Bubble Gum Girl, the mold-per-mole of blue cheese can vary quite drastically, depending on..................................


The person below me is a political watchdog.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:23 am

And I bark every time I see a politician.

The person below me was wondering what became of this thread.

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Postby EarthRise » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:45 am

He was actually wondering why a cheese named blue can actually taste so wretched.

The person below me plans to reignite this thread with matches and gasoline.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Long Gone McGruff » Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:40 am

Until the Department of Homeland Security offered me a free Xmas break in Guantanamo.

The person below me is unable to use a computer keyboard.

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Postby Duke » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:18 am

Good thing this computer-gummie can recognigate my voice.

The person below me can't hear through their nose.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby EarthRise » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:28 pm

Wait, what was that you said? Sorry, speak a little louder into the nostril.

The person below me is growing marijuana in his/her bathtub.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Aeger » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:51 pm

I'll please you to know that it's an ofuro. And I have an arrangement with the police.

The person below me speaks Dutch.
I am anti-"txt talk." I support good grammar. I am part of the "Save the Vowels" movement. For your sanity and mind, type out your damn words.

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Postby Long Gone McGruff » Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:58 pm

Only when I'm having sex.

De persoon onder me is zo bored dat zij een boek lezen.

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Postby Duke » Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:02 pm

True, but War & Peace has more than 300 pages in most versions.


The person below me has skeletons in his closet.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby EarthRise » Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:00 pm

And they stay in there! Why? Because they have no guts!! Ha ha! Get it?? No guts! Ha ha ha *arrested by the Suck-ass Pun Squad*

The person below me shapes lard as a hobby.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby MPTrooper » Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:06 pm

I use C4. Same feel and what not.

The person below me has never used any kind of illegal drug


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