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Jean Bart
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Postby Jean Bart » Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:19 pm

I'll do, as soon as I've found out who that Dr. Seuss actually is.

TPBM is a distant relative of said Dr. Seuss.
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)
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Postby ken worley » Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:41 pm

...and I was the inspiration for the character of "Fox" in Fox in Socks.


The People Below Me have multiple personalities, none of them interesting.
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Dan(da haole guy)
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:45 pm

Hey!he can't say that about us!can he?he's just bein' mean..aww, whachu yappin' about?no one wants to listen to YOUsome of us are NOT boringbet me! :shellfish:

TPBM is seeing red, and may fall into a blue funk after reading all this almost purple prose
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

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Postby farfalla » Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:42 pm

Green with envy that you can do that

TPBM wore a 3 piece suit to a rainbow gathering

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:35 am

Well, i'm going to change the topic by saying the person below me smells oddly of fish.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Moral Minority
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Postby Moral Minority » Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:59 am

How dare you. For the last time, it's not fish, it's shrimp.

TPBM will take over the world with the help of a skewer of radioactive mashed potatoes.

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Postby Rainswept » Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:44 am

Whatever it takes. The place will be better off once I do!

TPBM once confused their toothpaste and their Preparation H. Their problem didn't go away, but their ass smelled a bit minty.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Postby farfalla » Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:47 am

And my mouth got quite a pucker

TPBM talks out their ass

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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:28 am

But you've gotta admit, it's a nice ass.

TPBM knows where I stole that from.
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Postby farfalla » Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:46 am

Ye"Z", I do (still waiting for proof of alleged nice ass)

TPBM has a mirrored room for enjoying own attributes

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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:48 am

Indeed I do. I call it the "bedroom" with mirrors on the ceiling.

TPBM will come and do a documentary on my ass so I can share the proof with the world.
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Postby farfalla » Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:52 am

Hunting for camera and rummaging for money for ticket to Oregon, suddenly realize I, sadly, have no film

TPBM would pay enormous sums to see ^ backside

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:56 am

You'd be surprised how much it costs to install mirrors on the ceiling, walls, and floors.

TPBM has an unhealthy obsession with Johnny Depp's facial hair.
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farfalla
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Postby farfalla » Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:59 am

And that little scar on his mouth

TPBM has a scar shaped like FSM

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:07 am

But I need a mirror to see it...

TPBM has a birthmark that proves them to be the lost heir to an unknown queendom in Northeastern Connecticut.
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