The Person Below Me

This board is NOT restricted access. Keep that in mind when you post.

Moderator: Other Stuff Mods

User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
Posts: 24540
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:15 am

Well I could put my credit cards in a bacon wallet:

Image

TPBM is a banker
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
Posts: 3401
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:34 am

:furious: bart I am NOT a.... Oh banker... it says banker!

TPBM is great at taking stock... and selling it off cheap down the local.
Send lawyers, guns and money...

User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
Posts: 24540
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:50 am

yeah..anyone for a bucket of sweaty whelks?

TPBM is on a seafood diet
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

User avatar
la la
Cannelloni Cannoneer
Posts: 136
Joined: Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:44 am
Location: Cape Town, South Africa
Contact:

Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:08 am

Yeah, I forget to load the salted pork before we set sail...

TPBM sings pop songs out loud in the grocery store.
"There's a hell of a good universe next door, let's go!" e e cummings

"And the new day was a great big fish." Terry Pratchett

"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" Terry Pratchett (yes again, I'm afraid. He's my absolute favourite author)

User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
Posts: 24540
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:23 am

Well the Broccoli reminds of Mark Bolan, the Nuts remind me of Keith Moon and the Melons remind me of... :lech:

TPBM has a great system for remembering things.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

User avatar
Almighty Doer of Stuff
Brewmeister
Posts: 1738
Joined: Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:13 am
Location: Massachusetts
Contact:

Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:16 am

[email protected]#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. [email protected]#@#@#@#@!!!
-------------------------------
The Almighty Website of Stuff, home of my poetry and other artwork and other stuff!

User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
Posts: 3401
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:58 pm

Riiiiiiight....

TPBM would like to help me tar and feather ADoS and put him on his hobby-horse out of town for that link.
Send lawyers, guns and money...

User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
Posts: 24540
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:04 pm

I'm just thickening up the tar as we speak...

TPBM has got the feathers
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
Posts: 8074
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand
Contact:

Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:28 pm

Indeed I do.

TPBM will bring the capture bag, Jim...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
Posts: 3401
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:44 am

But... there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow.... Jim.

TPBM ta'taH ghobe' jatlh tlhIngan

https://sites.google.com/a/klingonword.org/klv/klingon-translator-and-dictionary
Send lawyers, guns and money...

User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
Posts: 24540
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:37 am

boq tlhIngan Hol betleH QID Qaw' jaghla' qIrq boq jajvam lo'laHbe'ghach maQmIgh quv jajvam Q'apla Q'apla Q'apla

It was a dark and stormy night on the Klingon home planet...

TPBM is one dilythium crystal short of a full engine room
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
Posts: 24540
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:53 am

Arr me peg leg me peg leg arrrgh!

TPBM is full of street cred yo!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

User avatar
Mad Willyum Bonney
Admiral of Incomprehensibility
Posts: 3771
Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:34 am
Location: Bedlam

Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:21 am

That problem shall be solved with a mild laxative .

TPBM has bee in her bonnet / his jyint hatte .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Rainswept

User avatar
la la
Cannelloni Cannoneer
Posts: 136
Joined: Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:44 am
Location: Cape Town, South Africa
Contact:

Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la » Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:47 am

Yes, but it's prefectly okay as I am a Bee Charmer.

TPBM has a pretty flowery bonnet for special occasions.
"There's a hell of a good universe next door, let's go!" e e cummings

"And the new day was a great big fish." Terry Pratchett

"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" Terry Pratchett (yes again, I'm afraid. He's my absolute favourite author)

User avatar
DavidH
Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
Posts: 4080
Joined: Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:23 pm
Location: Shropshire, Western England

Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:54 pm

I do, but every time I wear it two men in white coats come and drag me away. Spoils the special occasions.

The Person Below Me has a French Fry on his or her shoulder.


Return to “Games, Fun, and Jokes”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 12 guests