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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed May 01, 2013 6:09 pm

Hope you didn't get done for walking around with an offensive wife. Now that is serious...

Like me, TPBM no longer watches the evening news on commercial channels.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Sun May 05, 2013 5:42 am

That's exactly where I do watch it, because the BBC can't be trusted and the journalism is often poor anyway.

TPBM also wishes they knew what's really going on.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue May 07, 2013 10:09 am

Yes I'm just a mushroom... kept in the dark and fed bullsh!t.

TPBM has discovered a way to harvest cow farts as a renewable energy source.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue May 07, 2013 10:03 pm

Alas, I live where the cow farts are ... solid.


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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Wed May 08, 2013 6:46 am

As a Herefordian, yes.

TPBM has taken advantage of a sheep while it's got its head down eating a turnip.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu May 09, 2013 4:10 am

As bart's attorney, I wish to state on his behalf he categorically denies ^ that statement as hearsay and scandalmongering and besides the sheep was a willing participant.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Thu May 09, 2013 8:14 am

Strewth, why did I wear me kangeroo onesie to the dunny!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu May 09, 2013 1:47 pm

Yeah the 'roo scrotum is indeed versatile to say the least!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Mon May 27, 2013 7:47 am

New Balls!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Mon May 27, 2013 7:54 am

I can't wait for it to be over. I hate it, but it's impossible to drag the missus away from the telly for the whole two weeks - apart from the day she actually goes there.

TPBM would also prefer hemhorroid surgery without anaesthetic to watching tennis.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart » Mon May 27, 2013 8:03 am

The only thing to make it worse is if Cliff Richard turns up to entertain the crowd in the rain...bring back Billy Jean King...and shoot her.

TPBM thinks Yvonne Gulagong was a disease of Australian cattle.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH » Mon May 27, 2013 8:11 am

It's some kind of pond, I believe, beside which jolly swagmen sit and have a jumbuck in their tucker-bag.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue May 28, 2013 4:03 am

...and pleasures.

Fetishes are something TPBM knows all about.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue May 28, 2013 9:15 pm

I know about a lot of things, but I'm sure you're more knowledgeable than me on this one.

TPBM bows to Ravi's expertise as well.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed May 29, 2013 5:39 pm

Thank you for your kind acknowledgement pieces but that thing with the feather boa and a pineapple is entirely your own.

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