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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:46 pm

^ has been known to drop his aitches in mixed company
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Re: Lies!

Postby Uther » Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:50 pm

Hangs about in bars trying to pick up aitches
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:52 pm

^ has spent a lot of time behind bars
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Re: Lies!

Postby Uther » Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:57 pm

^Is no longer allowed in many bars
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:09 pm

^ always orders highballs
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Re: Lies!

Postby Uther » Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:12 pm

^ will follow orders
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:25 am

^never out of orders but always Out of Order.
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Re: Lies!

Postby farfalla » Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:26 am

^ orders out and never tips
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:37 pm

^always tipsy
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Re: Lies!

Postby farfalla » Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:57 pm

^frequently says, "no worries, mate"
meaning ^ does not gave a rat's arse about anyone's troubles
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:11 am

^got me confused with poster from Nuw Zoolund, Bro. [may his troubles be few and his body lice many]
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:53 am

^baths in yoghurt
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Re: Lies!

Postby Elvalia » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:05 am

^Finds molasses baths to be rather erotic.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:39 am

^reads PlayBunny magazine... just for the articles... Image
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:34 pm

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