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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:42 am

^has two semi colons spliced wid a reef , knot .
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Oct 27, 2015 8:46 am

^ is not missing a youth along with his missus ,
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Oct 27, 2015 12:58 pm

^ Ee an' his missus be not havin a youth a missin'
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Oct 28, 2015 4:38 am

I fink dats a fib Uncco Mad .

Um... an' i donn no wot yoo iss tawkin' a bowt soh yoo bannd .

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed Oct 28, 2015 6:18 am

DAMMIT ! :facewall: :furious: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :furious:

Oi wuz shore oi had scut tilled thee foist wun ! :whip:

Dam ether messin wid me semi fours . :furious:

ARRRRRRGH!

Nef , me orrybull wee blightarr , Roy an his bedding ... arr ... bedder half , hath nae too recintly sint darr wee ( now larrrge ) foist barn offin to a howse of hyer lerning , aweigh frum thayer shup .

euphemism = youth a missing *** geddit ***
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Re: Lies!

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:41 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Roy an his bedding ... arr ... bedder half , hath nae too recintly sint darr wee ( now larrrge ) foist barn offin to a howse of hyer lerning , aweigh frum thayer shup.

[whispers]That was over three years ago, Will.
He could have graduated with an ordinary Bachelor's degree by now.
Seems like the expensive little blighter is going for a Master's, though...[/whispers]


Wot !?

Oy ! Me brane be cookin stuff hup .
Oi seems ta haff lorst a wee bit of thyme .
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Oct 28, 2015 4:01 pm

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:DAMMIT ! :facewall: :furious: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :furious:

Oi wuz shore oi had scut tilled thee foist wun ! :whip:

Dam ether messin wid me semi fours . :furious:

ARRRRRRGH!

Nef , me orrybull wee blightarr , Roy an his bedding ... arr ... bedder half , hath nae too recintly sint darr wee ( now larrrge ) foist barn offin to a howse of hyer lerning , aweigh frum thayer shup .

euphemism = youth a missing *** geddit ***



Um... bery foney Unco Mad an'

sumwot cleever two but

yoo iss stihl band . :lurk:
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Postby Edd » Sun Nov 22, 2015 6:22 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:
Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:DAMMIT ! :facewall: :furious: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :furious:

Oi wuz shore oi had scut tilled thee foist wun ! :whip:

Dam ether messin wid me semi fours . :furious:

ARRRRRRGH!

Nef , me orrybull wee blightarr , Roy an his bedding ... arr ... bedder half , hath nae too recintly sint darr wee ( now larrrge ) foist barn offin to a howse of hyer lerning , aweigh frum thayer shup .

euphemism = youth a missing *** geddit ***



Um... bery foney Unco Mad an'

sumwot cleever two but

yoo iss stihl band . :lurk:


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Re: Lies!

Postby gronank » Thu Nov 26, 2015 7:46 pm

^It's like he's never right
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Postby Roving Punster » Thu Nov 26, 2015 9:01 pm

^ Escaped from a maximum security marshmellow peep penitentiary, shortly before being microwaved.
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Re: Lies!

Postby MourningStar » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:44 pm

^ drank the last, and left an empty glass! :furious:
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Re: Lies!

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Nov 29, 2015 4:05 pm

^ doesn't know who took the last cigarette out of the packet.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Nov 29, 2015 4:23 pm

^ hass a big yello sigar in hiss rite eer soh Nef Yoo bands 'im .
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Re: Lies!

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Nov 29, 2015 6:25 pm

^ is a Scotsman and definitely not any sort of jellied-eel-eating, knees-up-muvva-Brahn London type.
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Re: Lies!

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Nov 29, 2015 6:58 pm

^ doesn't bear a grudge. Not at all, no sirree. And in my defence I did let you know when I was going to be there, just got a bit merry and ended up getting back to relative's house at 3am on crutches via the flyover :whistle:

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