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Postby EarthRise » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:41 pm

^ tried to genetically engineer a mushroom that can tap dance
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby ken worley » Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:43 pm

^Becomes sexually aroused at the shouted phrase, "THAT IS AN ABOMINATION!!!"
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:55 pm

^ Name in high school was "Ol' Swivel Hips"
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Sun Dec 31, 2006 7:59 pm

^owns an autographed pair of sparkle encrusted shorts from when he worked on Richard Simmon's Sweatin' To The Oldies videos.
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Postby ken worley » Sun Dec 31, 2006 8:06 pm

^Has a detailed and somewhat disturbing dossier on the unconventional pelvic attire of other forum-members.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sun Dec 31, 2006 8:14 pm

^Was disturbed my his old collection of sock puppets not by the puppets per say but rather by the way they WON'T GET OUT OF HIS HEAD!!!!
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby ken worley » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:30 pm

^Thinks the Archimedes' screw is an ancient x-rated videotape
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Postby EarthRise » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:05 pm

^ has a crush on Archimedes
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:14 pm

^Has a crush on Archimedes' screw
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby MPTrooper » Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:07 am

^ Has Mrs WoW write all of his post's. Cause he can't read

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Postby kathic » Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:38 pm

^ was out on a date with Mrs. WoE last night.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:48 pm

^Came. Saw. Had a hot dog.
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I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby ken worley » Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:23 pm

^ "saw"...had a hot dog.....came.

(they say comedy is all about timing...)
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Postby MPTrooper » Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:46 pm

^ burps fireballs

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:10 pm

^Wears camo 'footie' pajamas to bed


ken worley wrote:(they say comedy is all about timing...)


It is. Keep working on it, you'll get it. :mrgreen:
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."


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