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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby blackfire2013 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:16 pm

Greetings Pastafarians!

I have been touched by his noodly appendage twice. I am a reconvert.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby blackfire2013 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:26 pm

I be greatin' ye hearties!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:43 pm

Blackfire's so nice, he posted twice! I guess that's because he's been touched by His Noodly Appendages twice. Welcome aboard, matey!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:01 am

Safety in numbers, Kai?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:34 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Safety in numbers, Kai?

Definitely. Except pi. Pi scares me.

Damn the lack of smileys in here. Oh, and hello new people.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby bacon » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:32 am

daftbeaker wrote:Definitely. Except pi. Pi scares me.

Damn the lack of smileys in here. Oh, and hello new people.


what about apple pi? <insert silly smiley here>


welcome all! we're all looking forward to getting to know you better, so please post!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby branabus » Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:03 am

Greetings be t'ye.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:23 am

And t'ye, branabus.

I hope the branabus has a lavatory.
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:31 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:I hope the branabus has a lavatory.
Is that a dietary fibre / mass transit joke there Ubi? Very nice.


Yes it is! My very first one. Thank you kindly.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby blackfire2013 » Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:15 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:Blackfire's so nice, he posted twice! I guess that's because he's been touched by His Noodly Appendages twice. Welcome aboard, matey!

i be awench
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:58 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:And t'ye, branabus.

I hope the branabus has a lavatory.
Is that a dietary fibre / mass transit joke there Ubi? Very nice.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:13 pm

Welcome all you new people.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:12 pm

Post lots, insult the Welsh, ignore the parrot and toddler, don't let anyone annoy you (unless in Serious and even then we're not that serious), spam goes in the appropriate thread and Monty Python references are always good.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:06 am

yppak wrote:Ahh, my first post, have seen the FSM for a while, but never really looked into it today, and wow does it all make sense now, a true epiphany. Going to take some time to read around the forums and such but so far I love everything I have seen here. Any advise for new converts?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby bacon » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:20 am

yppak wrote:Ahh, my first post, have seen the FSM for a while, but never really looked into it today, and wow does it all make sense now, a true epiphany. Going to take some time to read around the forums and such but so far I love everything I have seen here. Any advise for new converts?


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