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Gloria T. Camel
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Postby Gloria T. Camel » Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:55 pm

HAZZAH!! HAZZAH!!!

w00t my acount finally got activated:D

Gloria The Camel here, been a new convert about a week and ive already converted 4-6 other people...some people are undecided, going to put up some FSM posters at local shops so if anyone has some designs please, please tell me
look forward to posting more

Lots of FAT Piraty/Camely Love
Gloria T. Camel :worship: :fsm:
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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:21 pm

Welcome! Check out The Cause section for ideas on how to spread the Word.

EX0
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Behold.

Postby EX0 » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:12 am

Thank you for letting me convert.

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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:36 am

We had nothing to do with it! You chose to convert, and here you are. You don't need our permission. Welcome!

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Reverendie phozmusicus
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Postby Reverendie phozmusicus » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:50 am

Greetings fellow children of the dual meatball and pasta holiness. I have come from mission work in a far away land where the local people, ignorant in the ways of the pasta, have been slowly and painfully stretched across the plank of reality by the work and efforts of myself and my pastafarian brotheren. I have come across some ancient celtic artifacts here in Ireland that directly reference his holiness the FSM. At present i am chipping away the layers of stone and muck and will have pictures soon to share with the world. Soon it will not be possible for them to ignore the tasty reality that is FSM!!!!!
By the noodly embodyment of the seven hens of Eire, I step forward to live and love in the spaghetti
paradise...

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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:59 pm

Welcome, Rp!

Can't wait to see the photos. Will you be posting them in ALL THINGS FSM or ART AND ADAPTATIONS?

May his Noodly Appendage embrace you now and always!
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!

Dona Nobis Pasta

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jason the pirate
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Postby jason the pirate » Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:50 pm

uh ohs i joined here before this existed so i'm here!!! :shellfish:

MisterV
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Postby MisterV » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:01 pm

Hello everybody! I have been a Pastafarian for a long time, but I just decided to join the forums.
Before being Pastafarian I believed in Cthulhu, but then I clearly saw that it was just a misinterpreted version of Him :fsm: and turned to the right religion.

So how do we say - FSM fhtagn or FSM RAmen? :mrgreen:

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The Meromorph
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Postby The Meromorph » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:57 pm

Most people seem to like RAmen, but his noodly goodness isn't picky...
Laughing in the rain.
Dancing in the desert sand,
Somersaults through life.

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Yawn Gnome
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hi

Postby Yawn Gnome » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:54 pm

Sup everybody, im new to the forums, been a big fan of FSM for like a year now but just decided to get into the forums. yeah.
:All Your Base Are Belong To Us:

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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:04 pm

Welcome, then. We just had our forum anniversary a few days ago.

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deadgenome
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Postby deadgenome » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:28 am

Please let me serve the great noodly one so I may sup at his beer
mountain for all eternity.
I was a simple blind fool with no faith to guide me, but now I have
seen the light, even as I lose all depth perception due to the eypatch
I must now wear, but this is but a small sacrifice for this gift of
ultimate truth and saucyness. :pirate_fish:
-.,.-*`*-.,.-*`*-.,.-*`*-.,.-*`*-.,.-*`*-
+ don't get hung up on symbols +

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

doug_rogers
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String Theory

Postby doug_rogers » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:40 am

No discussion anywhere of String Theory in the theology? Isn't FSM a manifestion of strings, the eleven dimensional spaghetti that makes up the universe.

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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:46 am

Welcome, deadgenome. Eyepatches are always appreciated, but the FSM isn't the type of deity that always just has to demand sacrifices. All I'm saying is, if you're going on a date or something, He probably won't mind.


Dough Rogers! Dr. Otis Lansa will love you! No mention of String Theory anywhere in the actual Loose Cannon of Scripture we're compiling, but there's this little gem...

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Postby Swatopluk » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:22 am

MisterV wrote:Hello everybody! I have been a Pastafarian for a long time, but I just decided to join the forums.
Before being Pastafarian I believed in Cthulhu, but then I clearly saw that it was just a misinterpreted version of Him :fsm: and turned to the right religion.

So how do we say - FSM fhtagn or FSM RAmen? :mrgreen:


We have some threads on that. Just search for the keyword 'Cthulhu'.
Onward noodly pirates!
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