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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby TwistedSister » Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:33 pm

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby ciaran54 » Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:26 am

FACEPALM SONG!!!!!

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby DavidH » Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:24 am

T'was in the December of the year of 1763,
By the banks of the silvery River Tay, in the fair city of Dundee,
That the poet William McGonagall had the idea that perhaps he,
Should write a poem about the impending holiday called Monkey.
Ah yes! And so he tossed and turned all through the night,
Thinking about what he would write..

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby black bart » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:17 am

T'was in the December of the year of 1763,
By the banks of the silvery River Tay, in the fair city of Dundee,
That the poet William McGonagall had the idea that perhaps he,
Should write a poem about the impending holiday called Monkey.
Ah yes! And so he tossed and turned all through the night,
Thinking about what he would write..

And he thought and he thought and he tossed some more
And he left unpleasant stains upon the floor...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby black bart » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:00 am

T'was in the December of the year of 1763,
By the banks of the silvery River Tay, in the fair city of Dundee,
That the poet William McGonagall had the idea that perhaps he,
Should write a poem about the impending holiday called Monkey.
Ah yes! And so he tossed and turned all through the night,
Thinking about what he would write..

And he thought and he thought and he tossed some more
And he left unpleasant stains upon the floor...
This left McGonagall in an unpleasant quandary,
Whether to clean up the mess himself, or ask his maid to take it to the laundry?
But the maid was a girl who hailed from Inverness
And never before had she set eyes on such a mess
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:17 am

black bart wrote:T'was in the December of the year of 1763,
By the banks of the silvery River Tay, in the fair city of Dundee,
That the poet William McGonagall had the idea that perhaps he,
Should write a poem about the impending holiday called Monkey.
Ah yes! And so he tossed and turned all through the night,
Thinking about what he would write..

And he thought and he thought and he tossed some more
And he left unpleasant stains upon the floor...
This left McGonagall in an unpleasant quandary,
Whether to clean up the mess himself, or ask his maid to take it to the laundry?
But the maid was a girl who hailed from Inverness
And never before had she set eyes on such a mess

FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby DavidH » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:25 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:T'was in the December of the year of 1763,
By the banks of the silvery River Tay, in the fair city of Dundee,
That the poet William McGonagall had the idea that perhaps he,
Should write a poem about the impending holiday called Monkey.
Ah yes! And so he tossed and turned all through the night,
Thinking about what he would write..

And he thought and he thought and he tossed some more
And he left unpleasant stains upon the floor...
This left McGonagall in an unpleasant quandary,
Whether to clean up the mess himself, or ask his maid to take it to the laundry?
But the maid was a girl who hailed from Inverness
And never before had she set eyes on such a mess

A passing American said "FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!",
Which was a bit of a problem as it didn't fit in with the rest of the poem at'aa,
But McGonagall thought he should persevere,
And see if he could get something a bit more salient to the subject at hand written down here,

Although he was still a-wondery
As to how the maid might actually get the floor to the laundry,

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:54 am

DavidH wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:T'was in the December of the year of 1763,
By the banks of the silvery River Tay, in the fair city of Dundee,
That the poet William McGonagall had the idea that perhaps he,
Should write a poem about the impending holiday called Monkey.
Ah yes! And so he tossed and turned all through the night,
Thinking about what he would write..

And he thought and he thought and he tossed some more
And he left unpleasant stains upon the floor...
This left McGonagall in an unpleasant quandary,
Whether to clean up the mess himself, or ask his maid to take it to the laundry?
But the maid was a girl who hailed from Inverness
And never before had she set eyes on such a mess

A passing American said "FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!",
Which was a bit of a problem as it didn't fit in with the rest of the poem at'aa,
But McGonagall thought he should persevere,
And see if he could get something a bit more salient to the subject at hand written down here,

Although he was still a-wondery
As to how the maid might actually get the floor to the laundry,

JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!!
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:56 pm

Sorry Roy. (that one kinda died out there)

Dashing through the house
my pants around my knees,
let's see how far I get,
before I start to pee.
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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:13 pm

Dashing through the house
my pants around my knees,
let's see how far I get,
before I start to pee.

I'm old, my bladder's borked,
My mind is wand'ring free.
I've run out of conti-pads
And I've drunk too much tea.

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

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Re: The 12 Days of Monkey-A Song

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