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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon May 21, 2012 11:42 am

Dear Mr Industries,

Oi be a poor poirate after me crew ran away wiv me gold an' me ship, an' oi be wonderin' if these magical Olympiks Torches be havailable on kredit.

Yours in salt water wivout a paddle,

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Thu May 24, 2012 8:24 am

Roland Deschain wrote:Dear Mr Industries,

Oi be a poor poirate after me crew ran away wiv me gold an' me ship, an' oi be wonderin' if these magical Olympiks Torches be havailable on kredit.

Yours in salt water wivout a paddle,

[Former] Cap'n Deschain


Sorry matey but the Torches horiginated from Greece...I fear thee poor blighters be right outta credit...until thee Drachma comes back that is.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby DaveL » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:28 am

YArrr...

Oi once knew a bloke on me ship that could produce a flame like that. Only his flame was blue and came from his trousers. We used him to torch a Royal Navy frigate - best weapon O'ive used since shooting at Santa!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby DaveL » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:52 am

Seller: Air Supply Inc
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Member: Since I was stuck at sea with no female contact for 4 years

For Sale: Blowup Pirate Doll
Cost: 50 dubloon or 100 dubloon (for The Big Brenda Model)

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Notes: Lads, life at sea is a tough business. Cramped conditions on a ship can make men 'men' and cabin boys nervous. Months alone at sea without seein' a woman (or dugong resembling one) can leave ye feelin' lonely, insecure and wantin' to behave like a corgi on heat. So to offset these lonely moments Air Supply Inc. can provide you with your perfect inflatable companion for all your marital needs.

Just grab the bilge pump and in a matter of minutes your lonely nights will subside.

Semaphore your order today!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:13 am

Seller: bartindustriesonline
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For Sale: Blow up Jack the Parrot

Thee perfek companion for yer Blow Up matey

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Not arf as noisy as thee real thing.

Only 5 Dubloons.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:30 am

These blow-up Brendas you be speakin' of... :haha:
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:37 am

Roland Deschain wrote:These blow-up Brendas you be speakin' of... :haha:


Arrr...I sent orf for a Blow Up Brenda. Didn't do me shyppe much good:

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby DaveL » Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:25 am

YArrr...

Looks like they gave yer the Big Ron Methane Doll by mistake there matey!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:42 am

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For Sale: Fresh orf thee Large Hadron Weevil collider...a Higgs Bosun:

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Only 40 Cronan ... free Higgs Quartermaster with every sale.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Griffin » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:14 pm

Seller: H'Official H'Olympics Tikketing
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For Sale: 4,000 tikkets fer the wimmens football. 2,500 tikkets fer the H'Openin' Ceremany. Genyouine.

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:43 am

Dear H'Official H'Olympics Tikketing

Can we see thee wimmins football team afore we commits ta buy?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Griffin » Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:23 pm

black bart wrote:Dear H'Official H'Olympics Tikketing

Can we see thee wimmins football team afore we commits ta buy?


Ye culd if they ever get awf the bus wot's lost somwear in Luunon, h'at leest they think tis Lunnon.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:04 pm

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For Sale: Cthulu Strawberry

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Behold, oi found thee himage ov thee Olde One 'ad appeared, dreamin' in me lunch! Feast yer one good oi hupon 'im an tremble! Bid now or wail in darkness forrrghevver! Also, there be a reserve, ye cheape bastarrrghds!

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart » Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:27 am

Dear peeces_o_nyne

Does ye strawbree come wiv some Clotted Cream of thee gods?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:02 am

Dear BB an' PoN,

No clotted cream of thee gods fer this strawberry, matey. This be needin' evil clotted cream, wiv hextra large lumps innit. Oi'll start thee biddin' at one Shoggoth formerly owned by thee Mother of Pus.

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