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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:16 pm

ROWAN:
Morning,

WAITRESS:
Morning.

ROWAN:
What have you got?

WAITRESS:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
Egg sausage and bacon
Egg and ban
Egg, bacon and ban
Egg, bacon, sausage and ban
Ban, bacon, sausage and ban
Ban, egg, ban, ban, bacon and ban
Ban, sausage, ban, ban, ban, bacon, ban tomato and ban
Ban, ban, ban, egg and ban
Ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, baked beans, ban, ban, ban and ban.

(Choir: Ban! Ban! Ban! Ban! Lovely Ban! Lovely Ban!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce,
served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines,
garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Ban

PIECES:
Have you got anything without ban?

WAITRESS:
Well, the ban, eggs, sausage and ban
That's not got much ban in it

PIECES:
I don't want any ban!

ROWAN:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, ban and sausage?

PIECES:
That's got ban in it!

ROWAN:
Hasn't got much ban in it as ban, eggs, sausage and ban has it?

(Choir: Ban! Ban! Ban!...)

PIECES:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, ban and sausage without the ban, then?

WAITRESS:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

PIECES:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like ban!

(Choir: Lovely ban! Wonderful ban!)

WAITRESS (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely ban! Wonderful ban!)

WAITRESS:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, ban and sausage without the ban.

PIECES:
I don't like ban!

ROWAN:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your ban. I love it,
I'm having ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, baked beans,
ban, ban, ban, and ban!

(Choir: Ban! Ban! Ban! Ban! Lovely ban! Wonderful ban!)

WAITRESS:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

ROWAN:
Well, could I have her ban instead of the baked beans then?

WAITRESS:
You mean ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban,
ban and ban?

Choir (intervening):
Ban! Ban! Ban! Ban!
Lovely ban! Wonderful ban!
Ban ba-a-a-a-a-an ban ba-a-a-a-a-an ban.
Lovely ban! Lovely ban! Lovely ban! Lovely ban!
Ban ban ban ban!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:04 am

^Banned for not once mentioning Spam...

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:56 am

Banned for mentioning that dreaded word.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:17 am

^ banned for not defining which of ^^'s words was the dreaded one.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:25 am

^ banned for no fish hed stoo references
Get your bake on. Image

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:40 am

^ banned for fish head stew reference. :barf:
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:42 pm

^ you're banned along with ^^ & ^^^ for conspiring to end the bansongs meme.

I'm banning ^ in the rain
Just banning ^ in the rain
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again
:haha:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:57 pm

I heard a rumour
Oh, oh, I heard a rumour
They say you're ^ banned right from the start
I heard a rumour
Oh, oh, yes I did, boy
I heard a rumour, oh
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:15 am

If I were King of the Forest, Not queen, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
If I were King of the Fooorrreeeeeeeest...I'd ban you!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:04 am

Oppan Banning Style
Banning Style
Op op op op oppan Banning Style
Banning Style
Op op op op oppan Banning Style

Bannnnn ~ Black Bart
Op op op op oppan Banning Style
Bannnnn ~ Black Bart
Op op op op
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
Get your bake on. Image

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:17 pm

The secret of the fox
Ancient mystery
Somewhere deep in the woods
I know you’re hiding
What is your sound?
Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery
What do you say?

Ba-con-is-banned-ha! Ba-con-is-banned-ha!
Ba-con-is-banned-ha! Ba-con-is-banned-ha!
Ba-con-is-banned-ha! Ba-con-is-banned-ha!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:49 am

A banning we will go
A banning we will go
Hi-ho, a pasta-o
Banning Pieces we will go.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Sat Sep 07, 2013 4:45 am

To the lords of Convention 'twas David who spoke:
"Ravi Oli is banned, and that Redbeard bloke...

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:20 am

Banning, banning,
Over the ocean blue
You're half crazy
Because I just banned you.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:19 pm

It was a nice day out today. All y'all are banned for not going out to enjoy it.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens


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