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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby DavidH » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:10 am

Arrr, we can guess what bits o skin it tightens up, too.

But we'd rather not think about it.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:29 am

No matey...sadlee I has ta send orf fer thee pills to make that tighten up these days!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby skyweir » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:40 am

Wye sureley thees be Bart's own 'arley Davison toorque wrenches- they ones whi' ye "Taaghten til ye threadde strippe an' then tek back an' 'arf a tuurn"...
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby DavidH » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:20 am

So what he needs to tighten up his nuts is, in fact, a stripper. That makes sense.

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart » Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:49 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
skyweir wrote:Wye sureley thees be Bart's own 'arley Davison toorque wrenches- they ones whi' ye "Taaghten til ye threadde strippe an' then tek back an' 'arf a tuurn"...
If you read the small print, you'll see they are really 'Hardly Davidson'. A fine distinction, but an important one.


Be ye suggestin that we in Bart Hidustries moight be sellin goodes himported from China and other horriental countries (and Cardiff) wot aint thee definitive article?

Tis defamashun I tells ye!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:08 am

black bart wrote:...Bart Hidustries moight be sellin goodes himported from China and other horriental countries (and Cardiff) wot aint thee definitive article?


Nay bart - Oi believe 'e moight be suhgestin' theys be very good facimiles o' your dezines.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:18 am

Well that's alright I suppose...I can provide facsimolees of all Bart Hindustries Hinvoices and proofs o purchases...

Wot's that Bosun Murdoch...ye might ave dropped them in thee Fish Head Stoo!

Well whatevva...they was all in Mandarin anyway.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby IspywithmeI » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:46 pm

Hi there,
I be a ninja pirate. Can ninjas sign on here?

I don't wear an I patch cause I only has one I.
Also my pirate speak is not so good 'cause I only learnt Japanese during my training.

I hope these are not big hissues 'ere. :fsm_ninja:
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:10 am

A Ninja Pirate!...Harrrgh we moight ave a job for ye...Oh wait a minute...er carry on matey but don't forget ta muffle yer peg leg :guilty: .
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby IspywithmeI » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:08 pm

black bart wrote:A Ninja Pirate!...Harrrgh we moight ave a job for ye...Oh wait a minute...er carry on matey but don't forget ta muffle yer peg leg :guilty: .


*sneaking up on BB with muffled peg leg*

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:49 pm

'Twernt thee leg but yer parrot skreechin' "peeces o'bludy eight" what gived yee up! Mayhaps ye kin hexchange 'im fer a Norwegian Blue?
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:42 am

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:08 pm

Yarr
Is thet Ye , Calico Jack ?
Wuz et sumfing Ye ait ?
Ye duzzint look roight.
Argh
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:29 am

Where is Calico Jack...has he shuttled orf his mortal coil?
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Snoopkitten » Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:27 pm

Arr, I be just arrivin on the forums, so am followin the orders and postin' 'ere first!

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